- michael\ jackson
- 1. (Michael Jackson) (8201↑, 3557↓)A man who SHOULD have gone down in history as a highly respected pop music Icon. Unfortunately, he'll probably be most remembered for his alleged pedophilia and bizzare eccentricities.
What the hell happened to you, Michael?
Author: girl107 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/10269622. (Michael Jackson) (5007↑, 1799↓)A recording artist, singer, dancer, and actor who, during the early 1970's rose to stardom as a young boy fronting the family pop group [The Jackson 5]. The band was one of several family pop acts of its day (see also [The Partridge Family] and [The DeFranco Family])which rose to stardom due to intense promotion and merchandising, heavy AM radio play, and their own television show. During the 80's Michael Jackson began a wildly successful career as a solo artist. With the release of his record-breaking seminal album "Thriller" and a slew of connected music videos, Jackson's signature dance moves (see [Moonwalk]) and trademark saccharine-soprano voice became ubiquitous symbols of American pop culture. However, personal problems, scandals and lawsuits have plagued the artist throughout his career. Most notably a paternity suit brought by the eponymous [Billy Jean] Castleberry, who claimed that Jackson fathered her illegitamate child; and persistent charges that Jackson has engaged in improper sexual conduct with young boys who have been guests at his Neverland Ranch in California. Jackson's penchant for altering his appearance through countless plastic and reconstructive surgical procedures, skin tattooing, permanent makeup applications, and skin bleaching have also brought him widespread criticism over the past two decades. Additionally, Jackson's shocking and inexplicable dangling of his infant son, Blanket, over the railing of a hotel balcony while an army of international paparazzi shouted and cheered below has led to persistent rumours questioning his fitness as a parent. As of this writing (February 2004) Jackson is embroiled in a bitter lawsuit brought by the family of an adolescent boy who alleges that Jackson engaged in sexual misconduct with the boy while he partook in unchaperoned sleepovers at Jackson's home. This is the second time that criminal charges have been brought against Jackson on charges of pedophilia. The first case was settled out of court for an undisclosed sum of money. Jackson has repeatedly denied allegations that he ever engaged in any improper sexual conduct with any children.Michael Jackson, along with Elvis and Madonna, is one of the most notoriously famous pop music icons of the twentieth century.
Author: Koryu http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5089733. (Michael Jackson) (9407↑, 6490↓)The process in which a black man becomes a white woman.Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson
Author: Your mom http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/6689384. (michael jackson) (3611↑, 776↓)Okay, there were too many stupid definitions in here that I feel inclined to answer to. First of all, if you're going to be prick and use his name as slander and synonymous with child molestation, at least learn how to fucking spell pedophilia\! This is a dictionary, please have the nerve to spell words right. This is going to be a LONG definition because theres so much bullshit that needs to be corrected, but I am willing to do the task because someone has to make up for all the lack of intelligence. If you really want to know the truth about Michael Jackson, you will read all this. If you want to stay an ignorance douche, by all means skip this because your mind cannot hold the concept of common sense and wit if your life depended on it. Common Misconceptions: 1. Skin Color. Michael Jackson does not bleach his skin. He has a skin disorder [[vitiligo]], that gradually strips away the pigment on the skin in uneven blotches/patches, leaving it porcelain white and is permanent. Those blotches were covered up with make-up to even out his complexion in the 80s, but it was only effective for awhile. As it gets worse, you have to apply more and wearing full bodied makeup would be very hard. The depigmentation process takes awhile to complete and it is permanent. The medication monobenzylether of hydroquinone is used to do this and is very strong, it is typically only prescribed to vitiligo patients. People that bleach their skin to remove scars and minor discolorations use creams with only hydroquinone, which is reversible and not permanent. This is why when you buy bleaching creams at the store, it will always tell you that the pigmentation you wanted to get rid of may reappear. I have yet to see or hear about anyone else that has gone through a drastic change in skin color by just bleaching their skin with regular products. I know of people bleaching their skin, but if you pay them any real attention you will notice the inconsistencies, they get darker then they get lighter again, this because of what was mentioned before, hydroquinone is not permanent. Also, getting your hands on monobenzylether of hydroquinone is not easy. (So I don’t want to hear the excuse that he just somehow got his hands on it). You have to be prescribed something like that from a dermatologist. Like I’ve said before, people that bleach their skin do not spot. People with vitiligo have gotten to the point where their pigment has been totally stripped from all of the their body, they are typically snow white in color. Michael Jackson is very pale. The only cases of such a drastic change in skin color that I’ve seen or read about are with vitiligo patients. People with vitiligo become very sensitive to the sun, because the natural protection that your skin has from the sun gets stripped away along with the pigmentation. If you go through depigmentation therapy the sensitivity of your skin to the sun becomes even worse. This is why when Michael Jackson is outside, most of the time you will see him shielding himself from the sun with either his hand or an umbrella. A lot of people don’t understand why he is with an umbrella all the time, this is the only reason. Even now you will see brown spots on various parts of Michael’s body, his arms and hands for example. Sometimes they are there and then sometimes they aren’t, which can be due to makeup or spontaneous repigmentation as mentioned before. Michael Jackson has vitiligo and that is the truth. People have used all kinds of things to dispute this, whether it be the ethnicity of the women he’s dated or the plastic surgery he’s gotten. It’s become a situation where he’s been forced to defend the fact that he is an African American, the fact that he’s not ashamed of who and what he is. Michael grew up idolizing black musicians (especially James Brown) he did all the ‘black’ trends. From the music, to the hair styles and such. Michael had his greatest success when he was still visibly black...there was and is no reason for him to have desired to change his color. This is something that his family has backed him on for many years, even by his stern father who would probably never defend any of his children, had they ever bleached their skin. It has been said by Michael and by his sister Janet Jackson, that he isn’t the only one in the family to have it. This doesn’t mean that his sisters or brothers have to have it, it could have been a distant relative. Did you know that stress or traumatic events could trigger vitiligo if you are already susceptible to it genetically? Michael had it the hardest growing up, and even after he reached fame, so who’s to say all of that didn’t trigger it. 2. Child Molestation/Pedophilia. This is probably the second biggest one. There is so much to say about this, I don't even know where to start. Let me make this loud and clear: HE IS NOT A CHILD MOLESTER OR A PEDOPHILE. Get it out your system. Someone here mentioned he paid of the judge so he wouldn't have to be sent to jail. I have something to say about that: you dumb-shit. A convict cannot pay anyone to avoid jail, nor judge or jury. The parent of the accuser, Evan Chandler, forced his son, Jordan Chandler, to make the allegations in 1993. He requested money. He was CAUGHT ON TAPE when he made a phone call, speaking about his plans of extortion. The case settled out of court, and Michael's insurance company paid an undisclosed amount of money to Evan Chandler, much to Michael's dismay. Jordan Chandler did not testify. Who accuses someone of a crime but does not testify? Someone who knows that said person did not harm them, thus feeling too guilty to be held lying under oath. In 2005, when he was called to be a potential witness in the 2005 case, he again, did not testify and went out of his way to make it known that he would not. In 2003, a mentally ill mother, aided by the help of district attorney [[Tom Sneddon]] . Michael was proven innocent and vindicated. The jury was full of conservatives, non Jackson fans, and seriously dedicated to their jobs as well as Judge Melville, who made it clear that his celebrity would not factor in his verdict. There was no evidence in neither case, no proof, nada. Both cases and fake "witnesses" and "victims" have been led by district attorney of Santa Barbara County, California, who has a vendetta against Michael Jackson. He has been seen to attempt desperate and fabricated cases on Michael Jackson since 1993, again in 1994, 1996, 2001 and finally, 2003, which he again, lost. And last but not least, if any of you cunts are going to be a smart ass and give this definition a thumbs down, I will tell you right now: IT WILL BE REPRESENT THE NUMBER OF ASSHOLES WHO CANT ACCEPT THE TRUTH. So go ahead. Go click that thumbs down you idiot.Michael Jackson is the King of Pop, now and forever. Tell Omarion, Chris Brown and Usher that Michael Jackson is not a genre of music. Sit your swagger-jacking asses down.
Author: floacist http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/24671015. (Michael Jackson) (1507↑, 277↓)A popular singer that can be put on a par with Elvis and Madonna. His songs include "Bad", "Thriller", "Billie Jean" (who I may remind you is not his lover), "Smooth Criminal", and more. He is nicknamed "The King of Pop".Michael Jackson did the moonwalk.
Author: Ainolketta http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/11326006. (michael jackson) (1171↑, 119↓)to be innovative original perfectiondid you see those dance moves i was so michael jackson
Author: andryce76 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/18302247. (Michael Jackson) (1230↑, 199↓)Born on August, 29 1958 in Gary, Indiana in a family of 9 children with whom he formed a band called the Jackson 5 at the age of 6 he became famous during the motown golden years with hist such as "i want you back", "i'll be there". Michael, the singer and most talented dancer of the band, started a solo career with his first album "off the wall" followed by "thriller" produced by Quincy Jones which sold 60 million units worldwide. He was also the first black entertainer to appear on TV and was a pioneer in terms of image, inventing the videoclip, that along with his famous dance step "the moonwalk" durin a performance of "billie jean" made him the most famous entertainer of all time. He released other albums such as "bad", "dangerous" and "HIStory" which were also very popular. Overall, he sold about 100 million albums throughout the world and earned the title "king of pop". Nevertheless, the media crucified him using his peter pan image, he also faced many rumours about his constant physical appearance changes which were in fact due to serious diseases. More controversial are the recent allegations of mmolesting a child resulting in a general bashing shadowing the humanitarian award he received in 2003 for giving more than 50,000,000$ to caritative foundations. He will remain the most famous, talented, genuine and also the most misunderstood artist of the century."black or white", "scream", "thriller", "billie jean", "man in the mirror", "they don't care about us", "we are the world", "heal the world", "don't stop till you get enough", "ghosts", "blood on the dance floor", "you rock my world", "we've had enough"
Author: pixiedust http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/12981048. (Michael Jackson) (1131↑, 139↓)Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other \#1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 \#1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.
Author: Jer http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/11050889. (Michael Jackson) (890↑, 168↓)The Greatest Singer in the whole World. Put a new meaning to Music. Sing Pop, Rock, and R&B. The King of Pop. Millions of fans all over the world.Sold Billions and Billions of Records
Author: Malcolm Mcfarlane http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/127176010. (Michael Jackson) (814↑, 93↓)One of the greatest songwriters in history. He unfortunately died only a few hours ago (June 25, 2009) from cardiac arrest. Say what you want, but he was one of the best and most influential musicians in the 80s. And before you bring up the child molestation cases, he was found not guilty for any of them. Even if you weren't a fan of his music, it's tragic. He inspired many of the musicians today, and he deserves to be remembered.RIP Michael Jackson 1958 - 2009
Author: ??^??. http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406856211. (Michael Jackson) (686↑, 92↓)A talented dancer, singer and humanitarian who is widely misunderstood due to his affection for children. Often referred to as the Gloved One, or the King of Pop. Has produced the best-selling album in the world, Thriller, as well as many hit singles. Known for his dance moves, including the Moonwalk. Michael Jackson is seen to be either a pedophile by the ignorant, or a child trapped in a man's body by the psychological analyzers. Sadly, Michael is now more well-known for his personal life rather than his extraordinary achievements in the entertainment business. Common misconceptions include: Michael hates his initial race, so he bleaches his skin. Michael is a pedophile who likes to touch little boys. Michael is now a woman. All of these are simply the press taking advantage of a mega-celebrity. Michael has vitiligo, a disease that affects the pigmentation of one's skin and causes bright white spots to appear in random patches all over the body. If one were to read the reliable information available regarding the molestation court case, one would realize that is wasn't even remotely possible for MJ to be guilty of the crimes which he was accused. Michael Jackson also, despite what one might consider a feminine appearance, very much an amazing and talented man. He oozes a starry presence noticed by all around him. Michael is a compassionate human being whose sincerity has been misinterpreted as inappropriate. Goes to show our world is going to pot.Sue: Have you seen Michael's performance at Moetown 25? Jill: Yeah\!\!\! It was awesome, everyone was singing and dancing along\! Loser: Eew, Michael Jackson?? What a fag\!\! Sue and Jill: Get a life, you tabloid addict. Michael is where it's at.
Author: Tyronian http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/278246412. (michael jackson) (667↑, 169↓)The King of Pop. He was accused of child molestation a couple of times but was never convicted, and some people truly think that he is innocent. Fans (like me) will always be by his side despite his sometimes strange behaviour, and will always think of him as the music legend that he is. He wrote and sang many of the best songs ever. Also starred in a couple of movies and is one heck of a dancer\! Was semi-mascot of SEGA at one time as well with his smash hit platformer "Michael Jackson's Moonwalker", where he is saving children from abuse (it's true). Many nowadays see MJ as the butt of many jokes and constantly make fun of him because of his strange acts, like holding his child outside a window and his skin colour change from black to white and a lot other things. But no one can deny how influential and great his music was. Also was the first black star to appear on MTV (yes, he was the one who broke the colour barrier) and used to have a pet monkey named Bubbles. Michael Jackson rules\!Michael Jackson's "Thriler" album is the highest selling non-greatest hits album of all time. That should tell you something about how great his music is.
Author: numandina http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/197831213. (Michael Jackson) (5145↑, 4652↓)A made up creature that is used by parents to make their kids do what they are told.Get is bed now or Michael Jackson will tuck you in at night\!
Author: Bob http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/80161814. (Michael Jackson) (554↑, 68↓)An amazing man who was truely the King of PopMichael Jackson
Author: Cena54 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407152315. (Michael Jackson) (1246↑, 822↓)A pop star who was very famous back in the day, but now acts like a little kid cause he never had a childhood. Money-hungry parents now take advantage of this by accusing him and requesting a financial settlement afterwards."Honey, I wanna buy a new car\!" "Well, I'll send our son over to Micheal Jackson and press charges later\!"
Author: Anonymous http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/109933416. (michael jackson) (595↑, 188↓)The King of POP, The Artist of the best selling album in the world Thriller ( not to be confused with Eagles Greatest hits which is the best selling album in the US ). Currently on case for child molestation, and thought guilty by uneducated ppl who get influenced by cheap taboids.Michael Jackson has sold more copies of thriller that the total population of the united kingdom (58 million). Man, you dance almost as good as Michael Jackson.
Author: Jiggaak http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/70171517. (michael jackson) (347↑, 23↓)REAL DEFINITION:2009 A world famous artist who was known for revolutionizing the genres of pop,r&b,rock,and soul.He died on June 25,2009...Career was ruined when he was accused of being a pedophile and turned white because of a medical condition called vertigo For More information: [Wikipedia.com Source] Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American recording artist, entertainer and businessman. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he made his début to the professional music scene at the age of 11 as a member of The Jackson 5 in 1969, and began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group. Referred to as the "King of Pop"[2] in subsequent years, his 1982 album Thriller is the world's best-selling record of all time[3] and four other solo studio albums are also among the world's best-selling records: Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991) and HIStory (1995). In the early 1980s, he became a dominant figure in popular music and the first African American entertainer to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. The popularity of his music videos airing on MTV, such as "Beat It", "Billie Jean" and "Thriller" — widely credited with transforming the music video from a promotional tool into an art form — helped bring the relatively new channel to fame. Videos such as "Black or White" and "Scream" made Jackson an enduring staple on MTV in the 1990s. With stage performances and music videos, Jackson popularized a number of physically complicated dance techniques, such as the robot and the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound and vocal style influenced many hip hop, pop and contemporary R&B artists. While Jackson was a member of Generation Jones [4][5], he had an impact on multiple generations. Jackson donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his foundation, charity singles and support of 39 charities. Other aspects of his personal life, including his changing appearance and behavior, generated significant controversy, damaging his public image. Though he was accused of child sexual abuse in 1993, the criminal investigation was closed due to lack of evidence and Jackson was not charged. The singer had experienced health concerns since the early 1990s and conflicting reports regarding the state of his finances since the late 1990s. Jackson married twice and fathered three children, all of which caused further controversy. In 2005, Jackson was tried and acquitted of further sexual abuse allegations and several other charges. One of the few artists to have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice, his other achievements include multiple Guinness World Records—including one for "Most Successful Entertainer of All Time"—13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles in his solo career, more than any other male artist in the Hot 100 era, and the sale of 750 million records worldwide.[6] Jackson's highly publicized personal life, coupled with his successful career, made him a part of popular culture for almost four decades. Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, aged 50.[7] The specific cause of death has yet to be determined.[2] Before his death, Jackson had announced a 50-date sell-out This Is It comeback tour, in London, England.[8]Michael Jackson was the Most Popular Artists Of Today. He is Famous For he's performance of art and media productions. He has really changed music. And,He will always be remembered. R.I.P Michael Jackson.
Author: lanii305 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407063918. (Michael Jackson) (334↑, 18↓)A legend.Michael Jackson is a legend
Author: tornadog http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407437119. (Michael Jackson) (374↑, 76↓)One of the greatest, most talented, highest-selling, richest, record breaking, and over-all genius entertainers of all time. His most recognized album, "Thriller," spent a whole year on the top 10 of the Billboard 200, spending 80 consecutive weeks there, 37 at \#1. It was the first of three albums to have seven Billboard Hot 100 top-ten singles and the only album to date to be the best-seller of two years (1983-1984) in the USA. It has sold an estimated 45 to 105 million copies worldwide, a first for any recording artist, and he still holds that record. It still sells an estimated 130,000 units in the USA per year. In 2008, the Thriller album was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame. He truly is the King of Pop, and was acquitted of turbulent, and controversial child molestation charges.Michael Jackson: Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coo Sa.
Author: BIG OL PENIS COX http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/292069620. (Michael Jackson) (774↑, 476↓)How can you define this man? Does anybody really know who he is anymore?Michael Jackson is one of the great mysteries in this universe.
Author: anon. http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/116102421. (Michael Jackson) (344↑, 48↓)The best performer that has ever lived and should be remembered as a great pop music icon. His creativity with his dancing was exceptional\! His moon walk was the bomb\! \<3 His amazing songs, THRILLER1, Billie Jean, Smooth Criminal, Beat It, Wanna Be Startin' Somthin'etc LOVE MICHEAL\!Q: Who do you want to be like? A: Michael Jackson
Author: Milena Soros http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/286007822. (Michael Jackson) (349↑, 53↓)Rest In Peace.May Michael Jackson rest in peace. He will be greatly missed.
Author: ripmichael http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406846223. (Michael Jackson) (309↑, 19↓)An amazing man who will always be remembered for his kindness and sweetness. He will also always be remembered as the one and only King of Pop, the greatest and kindest entertainer of all time. R.I.P. Michael Jackson 1958-2009"Your daddy was not strange... What he had to go through was strange." - Rev. Al Sharpton speaking at Michael Jackson's televised funeral.
Author: Joseph Pass. http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/409528624. (michael jackson) (340↑, 55↓)The King of Pop. His album Thriller, released back in 1982, is the best selling album of all time, selling over 104 million copies world wide. He is also the King of Dance.Michael Jackson holds the record for best selling album of all time.
Author: xCHRiSxBROWNxLOVER2214 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/276562425. (michael jackson) (442↑, 158↓)Okay, there were too many stupid definitions in here that I feel inclined to answer to. First of all, if you're going to be prick and use his name as slander and synonymous with child molestation, at least learn how to fucking spell pedophilia\! This is a dictionary, please have the nerve to spell words right. This is going to be a LONG definition because theres so much bullshit that needs to be corrected, but I am willing to do the task because someone has to make up for all the lack of intelligence. If you really want to know the truth about Michael Jackson, you will read all this. If you want to stay an ignorance douche, by all means skip this because your mind cannot hold the concept of common sense and wit if your life depended on it. Common Misconceptions: 1. Skin Color. Michael Jackson does not bleach his skin. He has a skin disorder [[vitiligo]], that gradually strips away the pigment on the skin in uneven blotches/patches, leaving it porcelain white and is permanent. Those blotches were covered up with make-up to even out his complexion in the 80s, but it was only effective for awhile. As it gets worse, you have to apply more and wearing full bodied makeup would be very hard. The depigmentation process takes awhile to complete and it is permanent. The medication monobenzylether of hydroquinone is used to do this and is very strong, it is typically only prescribed to vitiligo patients. People that bleach their skin to remove scars and minor discolorations use creams with only hydroquinone, which is reversible and not permanent. This is why when you buy bleaching creams at the store, it will always tell you that the pigmentation you wanted to get rid of may reappear. I have yet to see or hear about anyone else that has gone through a drastic change in skin color by just bleaching their skin with regular products. I know of people bleaching their skin, but if you pay them any real attention you will notice the inconsistencies, they get darker then they get lighter again, this because of what was mentioned before, hydroquinone is not permanent. Also, getting your hands on monobenzylether of hydroquinone is not easy. (So I don’t want to hear the excuse that he just somehow got his hands on it). You have to be prescribed something like that from a dermatologist. Like I’ve said before, people that bleach their skin do not spot. People with vitiligo have gotten to the point where their pigment has been totally stripped from all of the their body, they are typically snow white in color. Michael Jackson is very pale. The only cases of such a drastic change in skin color that I’ve seen or read about are with vitiligo patients. People with vitiligo become very sensitive to the sun, because the natural protection that your skin has from the sun gets stripped away along with the pigmentation. If you go through depigmentation therapy the sensitivity of your skin to the sun becomes even worse. This is why when Michael Jackson is outside, most of the time you will see him shielding himself from the sun with either his hand or an umbrella. A lot of people don’t understand why he is with an umbrella all the time, this is the only reason. Even now you will see brown spots on various parts of Michael’s body, his arms and hands for example. Sometimes they are there and then sometimes they aren’t, which can be due to makeup or spontaneous repigmentation as mentioned before. Michael Jackson has vitiligo and that is the truth. People have used all kinds of things to dispute this, whether it be the ethnicity of the women he’s dated or the plastic surgery he’s gotten. It’s become a situation where he’s been forced to defend the fact that he is an African American, the fact that he’s not ashamed of who and what he is. Michael grew up idolizing black musicians, he did all the ‘black’ trends. From the music, to the hair styles and such. Michael had his greatest success when he was still visibly black...there was and is no reason for him to have desired to change his color. This is something that his family has backed him on for many years, even by his stern father who would probably never defend any of his children, had they ever bleached their skin. It has been said by Michael and by his sister Janet Jackson, that he isn’t the only one in the family to have it. This doesn’t mean that his sisters or brothers have to have it, it could have been a distant relative. Did you know that stress or traumatic events could trigger vitiligo if you are already susceptible to it genetically? Michael had it the hardest growing up, and even after he reached fame, so who’s to say all of that didn’t trigger it. 2. Child Molestation/Pedophilia. This is probably the second biggest one. There is so much to say about this, I don't even know where to start. Let me make this loud and clear: HE IS NOT A CHILD MOLESTER OR A PEDOPHILE. Get it out your system. Someone here mentioned he paid of the judge so he wouldn't have to be sent to jail. I have something to say about that: you dumb-shit. A convict cannot pay anyone to avoid jail, nor judge or jury. The parent of the accuser, Evan Chandler, forced his son, Jordan Chandler, to make the allegations in 1993. He requested money. He was CAUGHT ON TAPE when he made a phone call, speaking about his plans of extortion. The case settled out of court, and Michael's insurance company paid an undisclosed amount of money to Evan Chandler, much to Michael's dismay. Jordan Chandler did not testify. Who accuses someone of a crime but does not testify? Someone who knows that said person did not harm them, thus feeling too guilty to be held lying under oath. In 2005, when he was called to be a potential witness in the 2005 case, he again, did not testify and went out of his way to make it known that he would not. In 2003, a mentally ill mother, aided by the help of district attorney [[Tom Sneddon]] . Michael was proven innocent and vindicated. The jury was full of conservatives, non Jackson fans, and seriously dedicated to their jobs as well as Judge Melville, who made it clear that his celebrity would not factor in his verdict. There was no evidence in neither case, no proof, nada. Both cases and fake "witnesses" and "victims" have been led by district attorney of Santa Barbara County, California, who has a vendetta against Michael Jackson. He has been seen to attempt desperate and fabricated cases on Michael Jackson since 1993, again in 1994, 1996, 2001 and finally, 2003, which he again, lost. And last but not least, if any of you cunts are going to be a smart ass and give this definition a thumbs down, I will tell you right now: IT WILL BE REPRESENT THE NUMBER OF ASSHOLES WHO CANT ACCEPT THE TRUTH. So go ahead. Go click that thumbs down you idiot.Michael Jackson is the King of Pop, now and forever. Tell Omarion, Chris Brown and Usher that Michael Jackson is not a genre of music. Sit your swagger-jacking asses down.
Author: floacist http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/246708226. (michael jackson) (305↑, 38↓)misunderstood man, one of the best artists known to music,geniusMichael Jackson is totally awesome\!
Author: boothorn http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/295786027. (michael jackson) (313↑, 73↓)Misunderstood. He is wonderful Say Say Say... Leave him alone. This Time Around i'm sticking up for MJ. You haters have me Speechless. You make me wanna Scream. The Way You Make Feel is so angry\! We've Had Enough. MJ is not Invincible. 2Bad. He needs some Pivacy. So Beat It. Jam.Michael Jackson: King of Pop. King of Music. Full Stop.
Author: Liberian Girl http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/257989728. (michael jackson) (442↑, 212↓)Elvis Presley's ex son-in-law. Wrote and performs the song P.Y.T.(Pretty Young Thing).Moonwalk out of this shit. Cause this is thriller.
Author: Little Innocent Billy http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/108965729. (Michael Jackson) (375↑, 149↓)Mega-star who was found not guilty of molesting children.Michael Jackson was vindicated on all counts of child molestation on June 13, 2005.
Author: winggrl http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/136733130. (Michael Jackson) (314↑, 93↓)the king of pop, a man that changed music forever (so stop hating, you know he's the man)listen to all of his music, its all good
Author: Goldeye http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/112202731. (Michael Jackson) (390↑, 170↓)See [king of Pop] One of the Greatest Artists of all Time. Superb Dancer. INNOCENT of child molestation. NOT a pedophileThriller was released in 1982 and is still to date the greatest selling album of all time worldwide\!\!\! 50,000,000+ sold worldwide\!\!\!
Author: Joe6000 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/137098932. (michael jackson) (270↑, 71↓)\michael\ jackson 1. Angel - a True Angel from heavens who is sent as a gift for all mankind. \michael\ jackson 2. The King - The powerful, magical King of NeverLand who could really Heal The World, if only they let him. \michael\ jackson 3. Peter Pan - A true child at His heart who simply has maintained His innocence and purity. \michael\ jackson 4. A misunderstood one - that is caused by ignorance of people and evil soul of Media. \michael\ jackson 5. The Best Entertainer who had ever lived in the entire universe - The most successful Singer, Greatest Dancer, Awesome Performer. \michael\ jackson 6. A RICH man who is SO handsome and that has made MANY, MANY, MANY PEOPLE GROW JEALOUS ABOUT HIM. \michael\ jackson 7. The Kindest one in the whole world who His love and care for children are so sweet and simple and His mind is so clean. \michael\ jackson 8. Someone who is found annoying just because He can't be a a usual like all the boring ordinary people and His difference had made him greater than other people. And those who are so closed-minded, can't cope with him just because he is different compared to them. \michael\ jackson 9. Someone who will always have enemies since he is too hard to be understood because what he does is greater than human's mind. \michael\ jackson 10. A "NOT GUILTY" ACCUSED MAN WHO IS 100% MORE... INNOCEN and if he is Guilty, he is JUST guilty of being too kind, caring and compassinate for chidlren and people that is too hard for some to comprehend.RESPECT MICHAEL JACKSON'S INNOCENCE AND LOVE HIS MAGIC. Why people can't understand Michael Jackson. Why don't people try hard to love Michael Jackson. Why do people judge Michael Jackson while they KNOW nothing about him. It's so sad they can't comprehend the value of Michael Jackson.
Author: AsLonelyAsAngelMichaelJackson http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/193712933. (Michael Jackson) (216↑, 18↓)One of the greatest legends known as the "King of Pop." Was born on August 29, 1958 and passed away on June 25, 2009 due to "cardiac arrest." May he rest easy because music will never be the same.How is entertainment going to survive without Michael Jackson?
Author: chickenwangs http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406884134. (Michael Jackson) (203↑, 19↓)Michael Joseph Jackson (born August 29, 1958) is an American musician and entertainer. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional music scene at the age of eleven as a member of The Jackson 5. Jackson began a solo career in 1972 while still a member of the group. In the early 1980s, he became a dominant figure in popular music as the first African-American entertainer to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. Referred to as the "King of Pop" in subsequent years, five of his solo studio albums have become some of the world's best-selling records: Off the Wall (1979), Thriller (1982), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991)History (1995), and Invincible (2001). The popularity of his music videos airing on MTV, such as "Beat It", "Billie Jean" and "Thriller" credited for transforming the music video into an art form and a promotional tool helped bring the relatively young channel to fame. Videos such as "Black or White" and "Scream" kept Jackson a staple on MTV into the 1990s. With stage performances and music videos, Jackson popularized physically complicated dance techniques, such as the robot and the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound and vocal style influenced numerous hip hop, pop and contemporary R&B artists. The entertainer has donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his Dangerous World Tour, charity singles and support of thirty nine charities. However, other aspects of his personal life have generated significant controversy; his plastic surgery, lightening skin tone due to vitiligo have made many rumors about him. He was accused of child sexual abuse Jackson but it is simply a grab at the money of a very successful and innocent person. Michael married twice and he is now a father of three children. In 2005, Jackson was tried and later acquitted of further sexual abuse allegations and several other charges. He has been the subject of long-term financial difficulties and health concerns. He went to Bahrain to live there for a while after he was found not guilty. Michael's other achievements include multiple Guinness World Records—including one for Thriller as the world's best-selling album thirteen Grammy Awards, thirteen number one singles in his solo career more than any other male artist after the creation of the Billboard Hot 100 and the sale of over 750 million units worldwide. Jackson's highly publicized personal life, coupled with his successful career, has made him a part of popular culture for almost four decades.Michael Jackson is The King Of Pop.
Author: Ghada http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/323054835. (Michael Jackson) (205↑, 25↓)Has died on Thursday June 25,2009 at the age of 50 from cardiac arrest.Michael Jackson will be remembered for revolutionizing the music industry.
Author: Spidapalooza http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406966836. (Michael Jackson) (215↑, 42↓)One of the most amazing and successful music artists in the world\!\! Michael Jackson WAS and will continue to be "The King of Pop." Many people crack jokes, make fun of him, and/or put him down because of a few incidents in the past.. Other than those mistakes in the past, he has been very successful and history-making. Unfortunately he passed away June 25, 2009 due to cardiac arrest and TONS of people mourned to his loss.. He was an icon and started out with his career when he was very young.. Very many celebrities wouldn't be where they were today if not for Michael Jackson.. He will be remembered and known as a legend for many, many more years to come..Random Person: Anyone heard of Michael Jackson?? Millions of People: YES\!\! Random Person: What's so special about him?? Michael Jackson Fans: He was history-making and one of the greatest entertainers from around the 60s to today.. he died, but he will still be remembered for a very, very long time\!\!
Author: Missy0794 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406930737. (Michael Jackson) (259↑, 95↓)The greatest pop singer of all time. Nobody compares.he's innocent, that michael.
Author: |-\{ F8 \}-| http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/116795638. (Michael Jackson) (169↑, 13↓)Hmm.. where should I start?? The King of Pop Pop Music Icon Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as.... He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday. He will never be forgotten.... R.I.P. Michael Jackson \<3Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change =]
Author: MissKayla http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/411688139. (Michael Jackson) (174↑, 19↓)A legend no matter what the media said about him, he was the best from when he was in the Jackson 5 and to went he went solo, he will forever be missed [June 25, 2009)Michael Jackson is known for the [moonwalk]
Author: RelleJ http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407471640. (Michael Jackson) (216↑, 63↓)The king of pop who is a well known artist around the world. He has three children; Paris, Prince, and "Blanket". Michael Jackson is also well known for his park called "Neverland" which closed in the last few years. He has been accused of molestation in the past years, but has been proven untrue. He was born on August 29, 1958 and died on June 25, 2009. RIP MICHAEL JACKSON\!\!\!Person 1: Did you hear Michael Jackson died today? Person 2: The king of pop? Person 1: Yeah, him. GOOD EXAMPLE Person 1: Did you hear Wacko Jacko died today? Person 2: Nah, that pedo didn't make that many good songs anyways. BAD EXAMPLE
Author: SomeoneInTheMirror http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407064241. (Michael Jackson) (200↑, 49↓)Many people consider him as a pedophile. I think those people can shut there mouth. Michael Jackson had to be one of the greatest dancers, singers and overall entertainers of modern times. With his trademark single sequinned glove, his black fedora, his unique contributions to music and dance, along with a highly publicized personal life, made him a central part of popular culture around the world for four decades. Michael has 3 children. Prince Michael Jackson I (B. 1997) Paris Michael Katherine Jackson (B. 1998) and Prince Michael Jackson II (B 2002) Jackson being one of the few artists to have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice, his achievements had included multiple Guinness World Records - including the "Most Successful Entertainer of All Time" - 13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles, and the sale of over 750 million records. Jackson was also a notable philanthropist, donating millions of dollars to the 39 charities he supported, and raising more through his own Heal the World Foundation. Michael Jackson is memorably famous for the early 80s, when he debuted the [Moon Walk], which is famous world wide up until today. Also, the famous [Thriller] video and dance. The Thriller album remained in the top 10 of the Billboard 200 for 80 consecutive weeks and 37 of those weeks at the peak position. It was the first album to have seven Billboard Hot 100 top 10 singles, including "Billie Jean", "Beat It," and "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'." Thriller was certified for 28 million shipments by the RIAA, giving it Double Diamond status in the United States. It is often cited as the best-selling album of all time, with worldwide sales between 47 million and 109 million copies. Michael Jackson had married twice in his life, once in 94' to [Lisa Marie Presley], the daughter of [Elvis Presley]. And again in 1996 with Deborah Jeanne Rowe. He was also accused of child molestation twice. Once in 1993, and again in 2003. 10 years after the first accusation. Several tests were done and Michael Jackson didn't even fit the profile of a pedophile. So he obviously wasn't one. Some idiots just decided to use that against him to try to get all his money from him by sewing him. In Michael Jacksons' Final years, Fortress Investments threatened to foreclose on Neverland Ranch, which Jackson used as collateral for loans running into many tens of millions of dollars. However, Fortress opted to sell Jackson's debts to Colony Capital LLC. In November, Jackson transferred Neverland Ranch's title to Sycamore Valley Ranch Company LLC, which was a joint venture between Jackson and Colony Capital LLC. This deal cleared Jackson's debt, and he reportedly even gained an extra $35 million from the venture. At the time of his death, Jackson still owned a stake in Neverland/Sycamore Valley, but it is unknown how large that stake was. Jackson was awarded the Diamond Award on November 15, 2006, for selling over 100 million albums, at the World Music Awards. Following the death of James Brown, Jackson returned to the U.S. to pay his respects. He, along with more than 8,000 people, paid tribute during Brown's public funeral on December 30, 2006. In late 2006, Jackson agreed to share joint custody of his first two children with ex-wife Debbie Rowe. Jackson and Sony bought Famous Music LLC from Viacom in 2007. This deal gave him the rights to songs by Eminem, Shakira and Beck, among others. Prior to his death, Jackson was scheduled to perform 50 sell out concerts to over one million people, at London's O2 arena. The concerts would have commenced on July 13, 2009 and finished on March 6, 2010. According to Jackson's website, tickets sales for the concerts broke several records. During a prior press conference, Jackson made suggestions of possible retirement. Randy Phillips, president and chief executive of AEG Live stated that the first 10 dates alone would earn the singer approximately £50 million. Jackson was training, fired up and well prepared for the shows. On the 25th of June, 2009, approximately 3 weeks away from his concerts, Michael Jackson collapsed at his rented mansion at 100 North Carolwood Drive in the Holmby Hills district of Los Angeles. Attempts at resuscitating him by his personal physician were unsuccessful. Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics received a 911 call at 12:22 p.m. (PDT), arriving three minutes later at Jackson's location. He was reportedly not breathing and CPR was performed. Resuscitation efforts continued en route to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, and for an hour after arriving there at 1:13 p.m. (20:13 UTC). He was pronounced dead at 2:26 p.m. local time (21:26 UTC). The memorial was held on July 7, 2009, at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, preceded by a private family service at Forest Lawn Memorial Park's Hall of Liberty. Jackson's casket was present during the memorial, which was broadcast live around the world and watched by up to one billion people, but no information was released about the final disposition of the body. Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Hudson, Jermaine Jackson, Usher, and Shaheen Jafargholi sang Jacksons songs. Smokey Robinson and Berry Gordy gave eulogies, while Queen Latifah read, "We had him," a poem written for the occasion by Maya Angelou. The Reverend Al Sharpton won a standing ovation when he told Jackson's children, "There wasn't nothing strange about your daddy. It was strange was what your daddy had to deal with. Jackson's 11-year-old daughter, Paris Katherine, cried as she told the crowd, "Ever since I was born, Daddy has been the best father you could ever imagine ... I just wanted to say I love him so much." Michael Jacksons' death is believed to be caused by several things. Overdose of prescribed drugs is what mostly is believed. Others believe that he was prescribed drugs that he should not have took. Which would lead to the fact that maybe Michael Jackson was murdered. Breaking news moments regarding his death still flash on the TV every now and then. Keep and eye out. Rest In Peace Michael Jackson.Rest In Peace Michael Jackson. Those of us who actually loved you and didn't think of you as "That black man trying to be white, who raped 3 or 4 little kids." will remember you and still listen to your music for decades to come. I know I will.
Author: Risowen http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/410521142. (Michael Jackson) (173↑, 22↓)A man who changed the meaning of "Pop" a man who everyone tried to bring down, and yet "Thriller" remains the best selling album around the world and nothing else can top it. A man who was accused of sexual assault, but the father of the son who did it clearly said he didn't care if Michael was proved innocent or not, he just wanted to bring him down and make him look bad, point being the little brat probably lied. A man who invented the Moonwalk, died on June 25th 2009, at the age of 50, and just in my opinion is probably one of the best composers out there, and always will be. Even though the plastic surgery made him look like an alien, he still will ALWAYS be the best no matter what, and people can say whatever, he's the king of pop, no one will top him, and aside from the drugs, he never really was into bad things like sexual abuse like he was accused of.Man, I love Michael Jackson and I'm sad he died and I don't care what anyone thinks.
Author: anamazingpersonwholovestofuck http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407341043. (Michael Jackson) (183↑, 34↓)the king of pop R.I.P June 25 2009 \<3 Died at age 50.omg\!Michael jackson died. No Way\!
Author: samashaleeann http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406844044. (Michael Jackson) (208↑, 66↓)Michael Jackson- one of the world's greatest and most succesful entertainers who has become the object of much ridicule. He's been lampooned for his seemingly excessive amounts of cosmetic surgery, his presumed "skin bleaching", his affinity for children (particularly little boys) and the list goes on and on...MJ has countered these accusations by alleging that his father, Joe, was abusive, that he was robbed of his childhood, and of course that he has vitiligo (in which his doctors testified during the recent molestation case, that he suffered from the skin disorder). The most damaging to his career were the molestation cases in which many presumed Michael Jackson to be guilty. However, Michael Jackson was vindicated after it was decided that there was no evidence to support the childs claims. It was also discovered that the family of the boy had once accused JC Penny gaurds of molesting the boy's mother- the childeren admitted to lying in that case in which they gained a financial civil settlement. There were also many inconsistencies in the testimonies and accusations of the accusers. The trial put Michaels private life in the open. An example is the many heterosexual adult magazines Jackson had stored around his bedroom suite. The fact that Michael liked to look at pictures of nude girls was news to many courtroom observers. Since the trial, Michael Jackson has moved away from Neverland as he feels it is 'no longer a home' after the raids in 2003 although he still owns the property. It seems that Michael Jackson has kept his distance from children that are not his own. Michael Jackson has been working on a new album that he plans to release in 2007/2008.Michael Jackson- Entertainer whose private life overshaadowed his career.
Author: anonymous3006 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/256530145. (Michael Jackson) (145↑, 20↓)Michael Joseph Jackson is man who started his career at the age of five, became part of a pop musical group with his brothers called Jackson 5. He was born in Gary, Indiana. He was the 7th son out of 9 children. Jermaine Jackson, Michael's brother, was the lead singer of Jackson 5 before Michael took his place. Then when Michael reached adulthood he departed from his former group that was renamed The Jacksons. He then started his solo career. He made three very popular songs early in his career, such as Thriller, Beat It, and Billie Jean along with other very popular songs, such as Bad. He won many grammys, and created dance moves such as the famous 'Moonwalk' which performed at Motown 25. He performed music that ranged from the genres Pop, Rock, to Soul and R&B. He was often called the "King of Pop", and occasionally called "the King of Pop, Rock, AND R&B". Michael Jackson wrote a three-paged song called "We are the World" and had celebrities such Diana Ross, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, and many other celebrities to sing with him in the song to raise money for the children in Africa. Later in the 90's personal problems aroused. Michael Jackson was accused of molesting a 12 year old boy and he had to go through a long drawn out legal dispute. Along with stress of the case, he was harrassed by people by continually accusing and "judging" him of the issue. He settled the case by giving a large amount of money to the family of the reported molested victim. Michael Jackson was plagued NOT guilty and he did not serve time. They did not have enough sufficient information that could have proved the Michael guilty, and he had repetedly told interviewers that he did not and will not hurt a child in any kind of way, such as interviews with Diane Sawyer, Martin Bashir, and others. Later he was accused for the second time of child molestation, and he was arrested, but again was plagued not guilty. He did not serve time. He was accused of child molestation twice. Michael Jackson was criticized greatly throughout his later life because of numorous tabloids, rumours, and things that were said of him in magazines, television shows, and other people. The media and the press effected him greatly in his life, and that that was believed is what had cuased him to have stages of great depression and loneliness. The media continues to destroy his life by reporting that he had "bleached" his skin. The coloration of his skin became lighter somewhere after his hit album Thriller. He told Oprah in a interview that bleaching someone's skin is unheard of, and that he don't know what it is and that he had a skin disease called vertiligo. He had told, and is proven that he had a medical condition of the skin called vertiligo, and that he had nothing to do with the physical changes he going through. ((Vertiligo is a condition where the depigmentation of the skin dies, [the skin turns to a lighter color, which is normally first seen on the hands and face] The color changes range from very light peach to porcelain white.)) In some photos of Michael Jackson, discoloration of the skin is visible. Many people believed that he was trying to be a white person, but he claimed that he is proud of being a black American, and that he has alot of pride in that, but that he is very sad that he has this condition. The media told the people that he wore a face mask because he was a "germ freak", but it was most likely that he wore it to protect his sensitive skin from sun rays. He says that if there was a way to turn back to his old color, he wouldn't though becuase he "is who he is" and that this is what nature had brought him up to be and that God had aloud this to happen him. In a interview with Barshir he explains that he never had surgery on his eyes, lips, or anywhere on his face but he only had plastic surgery on his nose for better breathing and for him to sing better. He also explained that he never enhanced his cheek bones (like what was rumoured) or anything otherwise his nose. He wore makeup the smooth out blotches and patches on his face as what was told in Oprah's interview. Michael Jackson created a place for children called Neverland. There he spent time with sick children, to help them recover. He told Oprah in a 1993 interview that dying, cancerous children came there to recover. He had rides, places for the children to sleep, and everything a child could ever dreamed of. He had gave large amounts money for children in Africa. Michael Jackson was a spiritual person, as talked on that subject with Oprah Winfrey in her interview with him. He believes his purpose was to give unto people, and to perform and express things that came from his heart. He told her that he believed in God, but he never mention if he was part of any kind of religious group, or if he had a religion at all. Michael Jackson loved children becuase "they're a example of pure inocence, and that we should look at the world with the eyes of a child". He also mentioned that Jesus loved children and that the whole idea is "magical". Later, June 25, 2009 it was reported everywhere that Michael Jackson had died of cardiac arrest. People made tributes to him, and music channels such as Fuse, BET, VH1 and MTV had played his music videos, continually after many days of his death. His funeral (nationally called his Memorial Service) took place at the Staples center live (worldwide) on July 7th, 12 days after his death. Over a million people attempted to buy tickets to the memorial service, though only 20,000 tickets could have been sold. Radio stations played his music in memory of him. He is remembered of by his genorosity and talent, not by the lies, tabloids, or his personal life. His parents had costudy of his children he left behind. He is still remembered today as the King of Pop. His music "lives" and still today very popular.Dear Michael Jackson, though you are dead and gone, you are truely missed and adored by many. You help so many people, and your respected, even after your death. People know that you can't hear, see, and know that you are still loved, but I play all my great sympathy to you. I am truelly sorry that your life consisted of such torment becuase the people out there made fun of you, and all the things that media and the press brought to us. But you fought through it all with love, and you cursed no one. I may not have ever known you, but I do know that you were really a great person. You may have had your sad patches in your life, but I know you had pursue much of dreams for your self and others. This is why I think you overall a happy person. Rest in Peace, Child at Heart. Love, Fan of MJ
Author: MJ IS REMEMBERED AS A PERSON\! http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/409308746. (Michael Jackson) (148↑, 23↓)[The King Of Pop]. He invented the "[Moon Walk]" dance move. Born; August 29th 1958 Died; June 25th 2009Michael Jackson died? I can't believe this, he was the [King Of Pop] music.
Author: RebeccaMills http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407394947. (Michael Jackson) (144↑, 47↓)1. A world famous singer who suffered through a terrible childhood. As for his skin altercations, he was diagnosed with vitiligo and lupus, both of which make the skin sensitive to sun; "The treatments he uses for his condition further lighten his skin tone, and, with the application of pancake makeup to even out blotches, he can appear very pale." Who cares what he chooses to do with his life, just accept it and move on. 2. A phrase annoying teen girls/boys use when they try to be funny and fail. See [gay], [cheese], or [monkey]1. Michael Jackson is, was, and always will be the motherfucking MAN\! You grew up with him and the Jackson 5, and he will always be the King of Pop. 2. Person 1: I love Versailles -Philharmonic Quintet-. Isn't Hizaki gorgeous? *hold up picture* Person 2: OMG LOL He looks like Michael Jackson\! Gay\!\!\! lol Person 1: Thanks for such intelligent input. Why am I friends with you?
Author: ashleyhmm? http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/380290248. (Michael Jackson) (79↑, 15↓)Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American recording artist, entertainer and businessman. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional music scene at the age of 11 as a member of The Jackson 5 in 1969, and began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group. Referred to as the "King of Pop"[2] in subsequent years, his 1982 Thriller is the world's best-selling record of all time[3] and four other solo studio albums are also among the world's best-selling records: Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991) and HIStory (1995). In the early 1980s, he became a dominant figure in popular music and the first African-American entertainer to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. The popularity of his music videos airing on MTV, such as "Beat It", "Billie Jean" and Thriller—widely credited with transforming the music video from a promotional tool into an art form—helped bring the relatively new channel to fame. Videos such as "Black or White" and "Scream" made Jackson an enduring staple on MTV in the 1990s. With stage performances and music videos, Jackson popularized a number of physically complicated dance techniques, such as the robot and the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound and vocal style influenced many hip hop, pop and contemporary R&B artists. Jackson donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his foundation, charity singles and support of 39 charities. Other aspects of his personal life, including his changing appearance and behavior, generated significant controversy, damaging his public image. Though he was accused of child sexual abuse in 1993, the criminal investigation was closed due to lack of evidence and Jackson was not charged. The singer had experienced health concerns since the early 1990s and conflicting reports regarding the state of his finances since the late 1990s. Jackson married twice and fathered three children, all of which caused further controversy. In 2005, Jackson was tried and acquitted of further sexual abuse allegations and several other charges. One of the few artists to have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice, his other achievements include multiple Guinness World Records—including one for "Most Successful Entertainer of All Time"—13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles in his solo career—more than any other male artist in the Hot 100 era and the sale of 750 million records worldwide.[4] Jackson's highly publicized personal life, coupled with his successful career, made him a part of popular culture for almost four decades. Jackson died on June 25, 2009, aged 50.[5] The specific cause of death has yet to be determined.[2] Prior to his death, Jackson had announced a 50 date sell-out This Is It comeback tour, in London, England.R.I.P. Michael Jackson
Author: J-Dawggy Yo http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406973349. (Michael Jackson) (73↑, 13↓)perfectionMichael Jackson, duh. The one and only.
Author: Michaellover25 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/416693850. (Michael Jackson) (60↑, 13↓)The King of pop, a great inspiration to many of todays musicians and dancers\! Will be greatly missed I study legends because I want to be a legend - Frank Sinatra, Fred Estaire....Michael Jackson. That's who inspires me." UsherThere will be nobody as good as or can replace [Michael Jackson]
Author: Ally26 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/408749251. (Michael Jackson) (82↑, 35↓)He is one of the greatest music artists to live (in my opinion, he IS the greatest) He was accused of child molestion, and sold the best selling album ever (Thriller). Born Aug. 29, 1958. Although i'm a fan myself, Most of his fans support him, and believe he is a innocent, kind man (well a very low percent of teens DO like him. I DO.) He is known as the "king of pop" because of his popular pop musixx. (what i hate most is a MJ hater. What i luv most is a fan/or someone who likes his music.) SO BE A FAN, NOT A HATER. :3 Me: Do You know someone who likes rock and heavy metal, AND pop? My Friend: ?? uhhh no i dont. Who? Me: Me, actually. Friend: ? u cant like Three days grace AND MJ. me: hmmm maybe. \michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson` Me: seriously u can like them both. XDMichael Jackson is innocent
Author: XxMJ4Ever08xX http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/337910852. (Michael Jackson) (65↑, 21↓)Humble. Respectful. Honest. Sincere. Friendly. Loving. Talented. A beautiful soul. The King of Pop. Made history through music and entertainment, touching peoples lives from all around the world. in every corner of every country. Rest In Peace mj.Michael Jackson: Proved NOT GUILTY on charges & died as a Muslim.
Author: Marie Escobar http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/410142653. (Michael Jackson) (71↑, 30↓)A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.
Author: Spirit Pyromaniac http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/217157054. (Michael Jackson) (43↑, 4↓)He is a music genre himself.Person A: Hey, what genre do you listen to? Person B: Michael Jackson.
Author: Anonymous Music Genre http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/424027255. (michael jackson) (62↑, 23↓)An amazing and talented song writer and singer and dancer, who will leave an imprint on many people's heart.That Michael Jackson concert was awesome\!
Author: nerfie http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406988656. (Michael Jackson) (49↑, 12↓)The best singer, dancer, and entertainer of all time. He began his career as a young child singing with his brothers in the Jackson 5. The Jackson 5 had great success, but later separated. Michael began his solo career with his album Off the Wall. He also went on to release Thriller, Bad, Dangerous, History, and Invincible. He has had so many great achievements that it would be impossible to list them all in one place. Some would include his famous moonwalk, record album sales, and creative music videos. Michael is one of the best-selling artist of all time and his album Thriller is the largest selling album of all time. He's know as the King of Pop because of his amazing success. Unfortunately, some people choose to believe some nasty rumors about him. These include that he bleached his skin, molests young children, is gay, had no nose, and many other rumors. They are not true. Michael has repeatedly told the public they are not true, but some people still choose to spread these malicious rumors. In the end though, Michael will be remembered as an amazing entertainer. All of the untrue rumors will be forgotten and he can rest in peace.[King of Pop] [Jackson 5] [Michael Jackson] [Thriller] [MJ] [Invincible] [Dangerous] [Bad] [Legend] [Off the Wall] [King]
Author: Court25 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/446489257. (Michael Jackson) (60↑, 22↓)The king of pop, the most amazing singer and mind you, moon walker that has ever been here on earth, has made awesome records and will always be in our hearts, rest in peace king of pop, forever will you be a thriller .PERSON : " man, michael jackson was such an awesome pop king. "
Author: happyskatterrr112223333 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/406976458. (michael jackson) (82↑, 45↓)The King of Pop\! The greatest performer alive\! A sweet Christ-like person\!Michael Jackson is number 1\!
Author: A gil http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/279377459. (Michael Jackson) (121↑, 84↓)King of pop,incredible singer and dancer, Music Icon.Michael Jackson's thriller album is the number one selling album in history, over 80,000 records sold.
Author: Norie http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/112778960. (Michael Jackson) (49↑, 14↓)1. The King of Music 2. The Greatest Entertainer Ever Lived 3. Icon of the Century 4. A National HeroWe miss you, Michael Jackson\!
Author: johnson011 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/409428661. (Michael Jackson) (67↑, 32↓)He was never a pedophile/child molester in the first place. I don't know why half the definitions on here say bs like that. Michael Jackson was the king of pop and tragically died on June 25th, 2009.R.I.P. Michael Jackson
Author: xCurves http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/408986862. (Michael Jackson) (36↑, 3↓)Born August 29th 1958. Came from a family in poverty, which spawned to become one of the most sucessful family in the music industry (He is a brother to Janet Jackson who is also an amazing artist in her own right) He was an amazing man (genius, even) who devoted his whole life to his music and his fans. He was rehearsing for his comeback tour after allegations in 2005 (which he was cleared of), when he tragically died at the age of 50 on June 25th, 2009. He donated millions to charities, and is the mastermind behind the best selling album of all time, Thriller. He was a sexy man who only grew better looking with age. He is so sexy in fact, that his fans made their own word to describe the indescribable feeling they experience when they lay their eyes on his body - Mikegasm\! He remains in the hearts of his family, friends, and fans to this very day as a loving son, brother, father (to three - Prince, Paris, and Blanket) and mentor.Person A: Wow\! That person is really talented\! Person B: Yeah, but he's no Michael Jackson\! Person A: True that, no one is as good as MJ\!
Author: Miss.Luv http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/491904063. (Michael Jackson) (48↑, 16↓)One of the greatest intertaners of all time. truly the king of pop.without him there would be no pop culture.person1= dude why you dancing? person2=cuase it entertaines people. person1= you are so michael jackson person2- THANK YOU\!\!\!\!
Author: Cornholiox5 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/408059364. (Michael Jackson) (97↑, 65↓)Possibly the most misunderstood (and the most fascinating) music icon. A human being, like everyone else on urban dictionary, that should JUST be left alone.Person A: Michael Jackson is a F****T\! Person B: He molests little boys\! Person C: He's a freak\! Person D: spouts random Michael Jackson punchline Person E: Wow, a black boy turns into a white woman...awesome. Person F: makes trite, herd-mentality-type comment Person G: You all are crazed, obsessed media hounds who will tear talent down because you live aimless lives. Like it or not, MJ is and forever will be the king of pop. Even Elvis does not come close to MJ in talent. He's a musician made of steel--he suffered from a life altering skin disease and is jeered because of it. He's donated more money to children's charity than any one of those "good-will" politicians and celebrities put together and is accused of being a child molester. His album, "Thriller," has sold more than any other musical album in the world to date, and radio stations refuse to play his songs. He is innocent in the Court of Law, but is guilty in the court of public opi- Person A: Ew\! You're an MJ Floon\! Ew\! Freakazoid. Person ?: slips out another tired MJ joke
Author: Anonymous AKA http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/292628465. (Michael Jackson) (98↑, 67↓)The king of pop. The best musician out there at the moment. The best dancer in the world. The king of Music. Beautiful person and a heart of gold.King of pop. Humanitarian. People do not understand him\!
Author: michaelisinnocent http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/112664166. (Michael Jackson) (72↑, 42↓)One of the greatest pop music artists that ever lived. Often chastised or possibly even hated for the child molestation charges put against him. Very often, he is mocked the extreme physical changes he went through, with much plastic surgery. But the people who do this are usually teenagers who have never listened to an entire Michael Jackson song.A: What's your favorite song? B: [Smooth criminal] by Michael Jackson. A: What? How could you possibly like his music? He's a [pedophile] with an identity crisis\! B: Have you ever actually listened to a whole song of his? A: ... well, no... B: Exactly.
Author: Jackolover http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/290998667. (Michael Jackson) (50↑, 21↓)The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it\! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH
Author: R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/447697068. (Michael Jackson) (42↑, 13↓)mah heromom-wtf is it wiff teh michael jackson posters?\! daughter-he's amazing\!
Author: EmmaEremophobia:D http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/409174869. (michael jackson) (60↑, 31↓)The King of Pop. He was accused of child molestation a couple of times but was never convicted, and some people truly think that he is innocent. Fans (like me) will always be by his side despite his sometimes strange behaviour, and will always think of him as the music legend that he is. He wrote and sang many of the best songs ever. Also starred in a couple of movies and is one heck of a dancer\! Was semi-mascot of SEGA at one time as well with his smash hit platformer "Michael Jackson's Moonwalker", where he is saving children from abuse (it's true). Many nowadays see MJ as the butt of many jokes and constantly make fun of him because of his strange acts, like holding his child outside a window and his skin colour change from black to white and a lot other things. But no one can deny how influential and great his music was. Also was the first black star to appear on MTV (yes, he was the one who broke the colour barrier) and used to have a pet monkey named Bubbles. Michael Jackson rules\!Michael Jackson's "Thriler" album is the highest selling non-greatest hits album of all time. That should tell you something about how great his music is.
Author: numandina http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/198072370. (Michael Jackson) (45↑, 17↓)The most amazing man ever with great music. He's not a peadophile, so you haters can beat it\!Michael Jackson is awesome\!
Author: healtheworld http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/414494871. (Michael Jackson) (66↑, 38↓)A talented dancer, singer and humanitarian who is widely misunderstood due to his affection for children. Often referred to as the Gloved One, or the King of Pop. Has produced the best-selling album in the world, Thriller, as well as many hit singles. Known for his dance moves, including the Moonwalk. Michael Jackson is seen to be either a pedophile by the ignorant, or a child trapped in a man's body by the psychological analyzers. Sadly, Michael is now more well-known for his personal life rather than his extraordinary achievements in the entertainment business. Common misconceptions include: Michael hates his initial race, so he bleaches his skin. Michael is a pedophile who likes to touch little boys. Michael is now a woman. All of these are simply the press taking advantage of a mega-celebrity. None are even remotely true. Michael is a compassionate human being whose sincerity has been misinterpreted as inappropriate. Goes to show our world is going to pot.Sue: Have you seen Michael's performance at Moetown 25? Jill: Yeah\!\!\! It was awesome, everyone was singing and dancing along\! Loser: Eew, Michael Jackson?? What a fag\!\! Sue and Jill: Get a life, you tabloid addict. Michael is where it's at.
Author: Liznips http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/274437972. (Michael Jackson) (91↑, 63↓)Michael Jackson, an innocent man who has done nothing but help save children's lives, and is the victim of evil.Michael Jackson is 100% innocent, and we KNOW it.
Author: Sofia http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/117801373. (Michael Jackson) (29↑, 2↓)The only guy who can walk into a 1920's brothel/gang hangout and get everyone dancing.Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal screamed badass.
Author: Ogg Vorbis http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/512214174. (Michael Jackson) (40↑, 13↓)The greatest entertainer who ever lived. The King of Pop, King of Music basically. Started at age 5 as the Jackson 5 with his brothers then came through with his solo album Off The Wall (1979) which attracted a lot of attention, then the best selling album of all time, Thriller (1982) has sold over 100 million copies to date. Through that album Jackson had brought a new style of music and it sounded so good. He even earned a Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star and 8 Grammys for this album. Deserved more respect than he already had. Was probably killed by his own doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, on June 25th, 2009 at age 50. R.I.P. 1958-2009Michael Jackson's moon-walk was probably the most recognizable and most famous dance move in the UNIVERSE\!\!
Author: Fizzle2323 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/427317775. (Michael Jackson) (37↑, 10↓)The best there ever was in the music, dance, and entertainment industry. Definitely the King of PopR.I.P. Michael Jackson (1958-2009)
Author: MonKing http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/409744576. (Michael Jackson) (67↑, 40↓)The King Of Pop. The most talented man that has ever walked the earth. Was probably the most known star ever. Had a band with his brothers names The Jackson Five, then he went solo. Had the best selling album of all time, Thriller. He was accused of being a child moslester, but all charges were dropped in 1993 and in 2003 he was found not guilty because he really was innocent. Made a huge impact on the world and its music. Paved the way for tons of artist. Will always live in our hearts\<3[Thriller, is the best selling album of all time.] [Michael Jackson is the definition of legend]
Author: zebrasgotsoul\! http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407518877. (Michael Jackson) (29↑, 3↓)The King Of Music25th June 09 - the day that Michael Jackson died, the day that music died. \</3
Author: P.Y.T. FOREVER http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/561297378. (Michael Jackson) (30↑, 4↓)Michael Jackson is the king of pop, the best, the sexiest, the coolest, the biggest, the most, the hottest, the lover, the idol, basically everything that is positive....Girl: wow\!\! Michael Jackson is sooooooo hot\!\!\! Boy: nahh\! he is MY idol, and he should be a idol 2 everyone, btw.. i thought u said i am hot.... ....
Author: MjJ sAnA SuNnY http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/487996279. (Michael Jackson) (28↑, 3↓)Genius, simply pure genius.. a man who didn't deserve the media's corruption and a man who will go down in history as The King Of Pop."Hey Barbara, remember Michael Jackson?" "Yeah.. he was damn amazing.. i'll tell you that\!"
Author: TheBrine http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/496964380. (Michael Jackson) (29↑, 5↓)Doesn't need a definition. He is Michael Jackson\!MJ: Hi, I am Michael Jackson Everyone Else: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!
Author: bigtaterman http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/531655081. (Michael Jackson) (26↑, 2↓)A great man with a genuine heart who was a genius and used all his god given talents to help make the world a better place. He eventually got his scalp burned, inherited a akin disease called vitiligo and got lupus who caused drastic changes in his appearance along with some plastic surgery. However he was an Angel and this world did him wrong.R.I.P KOP Michael Jackson
Author: no really http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/473824282. (Michael Jackson) (25↑, 2↓)The greatest entertainer that ever lived. He the best dancer and singer the world had ever known. He was a humanitarian who donated over $300 million to charity in his lifetime. He wanted to make children happy and give them the childhood he never had. He was like a kid himself that wanted to compensate for the childhood he never had. He was an angel sent from above and was attacked his whole life by the media. He was the nicest person to ever live.Michael Jackson is a legend\!
Author: MJ Lover http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/488344383. (Michael Jackson) (39↑, 16↓)Musical prodigy. Recently deceased.My favorite song by Michael Jackson is Beat It. Billie Jean is also up there.
Author: glacierwolf http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407472184. (Michael Jackson) (64↑, 42↓)\michael\ jackson 1. Angel - a True Angel from heavens who is sent as a gift for all mankind. \michael\ jackson 2. The King - The powerful, magical King of NeverLand who could really Heal The World, if only they let him. \michael\ jackson 3. Peter Pan - A true child at His heart who simply has maintained His innocence and purity. \michael\ jackson 4. A misunderstood one - that is caused by ignorance of people and evil soul of Media. \michael\ jackson 5. The Best Entertainer who had ever lived in the entire universe - The most successful Singer, Greatest Dancer, Awesome Performer. \michael\ jackson 6. A RICH man who is SO handsome and that has made MANY, MANY, MANY PEOPLE GROW JEALOUS ABOUT HIM. \michael\ jackson 7. The Kindest one in the whole world who His love and care for children are so sweet and simple and His mind is so clean. \michael\ jackson 8. Someone who is found annoying just because He can't be a a usual like all the boring ordinary people and His difference had made him greater than other people. And those who are so closed-minded, can't cope with him just because he is different compared to them. \michael\ jackson 9. Someone who will always have enemies since he is too hard to be understood because what he does is greater than human's mind. \michael\ jackson 10. A "NOT GUILTY" ACCUSED MAN WHO IS 100% MORE... INNOCEN and if he is Guilty, he is JUST guilty of being too kind, caring and compassinate for chidlren and people that is too hard for some to comprehend. \michael\ jackson 11. Someone who is caring the burden of our sins and faults. \michael\ jackson 12. Someone who looks so lovely and sweet and his love, magic, innocence, beauty, grace, divinity, glory, elegance, gorgeousness, loveliness and majestic is awesomely true.RESPECT, MICHAEL JACKSON'S INNOCENCE AND LOVE HIS BEAUTY. It's so SAD that many people can't understand Michael Jackson. Why people don't try hard to love Michael Jackson. Why do people judge Michael Jackson while they don't know him.
Author: AsLonelyAsAngelMichaelJackson http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/193314785. (Michael Jackson) (29↑, 8↓)you know what you idiots\! you can insult, joke about, or make fun of a person who's alive\! but you can't do that to a person who's dead\! that's disgusting, horrible and repulsive\! IT'S WRONG\! and if you're doing it, than your a sick, cheap, lowlife bastard who needs to shut up and realize what they're doing\! Michael Jackson is the best, was the best and always will be the Best\! remember that next time you crack a MJ joke\!Michael Jackson will be remembered as the man who made a difference in hundreds of peoples lives evey day\!
Author: michael,adam,andjosh http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/560495786. (Michael Jackson) (24↑, 3↓)The king of pop, musical genius, and a legend. Born August 29, 1958 and died June 25, 2009 Gone, but will never be forgotten. His music will live forever.Michael Jackson is a musical genius that will undoubtedly live on forever
Author: Blondchicka http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/464593287. (Michael Jackson) (32↑, 11↓)he was the greatest star ever alive, born on August 29, 1958 passed away on June 25, 2009 , his music will live forever in our hearts...and through his music he will never be forgotten. he will truly be missed.Michael Jackson was the King Of Pop. We'll never forget his famous dance "moon walk" .
Author: unique shawty http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/409470188. (Michael Jackson) (31↑, 10↓)The King of Pop. He will be missed. 8.29.58 - 6.25.09I heard Thursday that Michael Jackson has passed on.
Author: MakeMeBad36 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/407575489. (michael jackson) (76↑, 55↓)Among the GR8TEST persons.A wonderful artist,performer,...[Michael jackson] the greatest performer,singer,choreographer.HE DESERVES A STANDING OVATION OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.luv u michael.
Author: bazer http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/144042090. (Michael Jackson) (20↑, 0↓)Michael Jackson was an American recording artist, entertainer, and businessman. He used to totally rule the world. T-shirts, music on the radio, posters, he. was. everywhere. In the eighties. Referred to as the King of Pop, as nicknamed by Elizabeth Taylor. Jackson is recognized as the most successful entertainer of all time by Guinness World Records. His contribution to music, dance, and fashion made him a global figure in popular culture for over four decades. He was a member of The Jackson 5, and began his solo career in 1971. In the early 1980s, Jackson became a dominant figure in popular music. The music videos for his songs, including those of "Beat It", "Billie Jean", and "Thriller", were credited with transforming the medium into an art form and a promotional tool,. Jackson popularized many dance techniques, such as the robot and of course the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound and vocal style have influenced numerous hip hop, pop, contemporary R&B, and rock artists. Jackson's 1982 album Thriller is the best-selling album of all time.Nobody dances like Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson gave more than 500 million in charities. He's the most generous artist of the world, as listed in the Guiness Book of World Records. Ignorants who lived under a rock didnt read or heard about the FBI files, claiming that in 15 years (of taping his phones, following him, searching his house, etc), they certified Jackson NEVER HURT ANY CHILD IN HIS LIFE. Dude, stop the jokes about Jackson; you sound retarded, he's been found INNOCENT, everyone knows that, you tabloid sheep\!
Author: onptls1 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/622991191. (Michael Jackson) (29↑, 9↓)The "King Of Pop" - a nickname given to Michael Jackson by his good friend, Elizabeth Taylor. A man who inspired many people and cared about the world and children everywhere. He was misunderstood and portrayed as a bad father and a pedophile, however fans across the globe know the truth while ignorant people make jokes of him. Father to three "official" children and an icon people love and miss. RIP Michael Jackson. ♥MJ fan: RIP Michael Jackson. We miss you\! MJ hater: He slept with little boys\!\!\!\!\!\! MJ fan: He was aquitted of ALL charges idiot\!\! MJ hater: He's plastic\!\!\! The media said so\!\!\!\!\!\! -.-
Author: MichaelJacksonFan http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/420500592. (Michael Jackson) (35↑, 14↓)The greatest man alive who suffered from Vitiligo which is the reason why he had to turn white. The legendary king of pop. Nice person who was only accused of being a child molester, but proved not guilty. Good father to his children. People are just jealous of him.Son : i wanna be Michael Jackson\! Mom : oh, the legendary king of pop? Son : yeah, fucking awesome man\! Mom : I KNOW, RIGHT.
Author: popster101 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/408250593. (Michael Jackson) (44↑, 24↓)An AMAZING performer. The lead singer for the Jackson 5. Then he became a solo artist. He had amazing hits: Billie Jean, Thriller, Bad, Black or White, and Scream. He is probably one of the most misunderstood man. Most people think he wanted to be white, but he actually had a skin disease called Vitiligo. Only 2% of people in the world have it. He was also accused of sleeping with little boys but was found innocent, because he IS. He just died from cardiac arrest on June 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm. Many people were shocked by this news. He will always be remembered as the king of pop.dude 1: yo you know michael jackson dude 2:yeah, why? dude 1: He died\! dude 2: no way is this a joke? dude 1: no dude 2: this sucks dude 1: I know
Author: YaYa13 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/408134994. (michael jackson) (43↑, 23↓)michael jackson is one of the most talented singers of all time. the only reason people think he is disgusting is because charges we're pressed that he touched some little kids. which obviously isnt true or he wouldn't have been proven innocent. people need to get over themselves, and forget everything that his happened in his personal life. and just because he's weird doesnt mean he doesnt have good music. hes totally under estimated. :]um michael jackson is pretty much the greatest.
Author: kelci http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/153009495. (Michael Jackson) (32↑, 13↓)The King of Pop\!\!\!\! One of the kindest, most wonderful people to ever live on this Earth\! A WONDERFUL MAN\!\!\!\!\!Michael Jackson=King of Pop
Author: SvBLuVsMj http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/417154396. (michael jackson) (28↑, 9↓)the king of pop. He is also a member of the rock and roll hall of fame.michael jackson is the king of pop, he is your favorite singers favorite singer.
Author: hey guys hey guys http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/414509397. (Michael Jackson) (19↑, 1↓)The kindest, sweetest, most beautiful man I have ever met in my whole life. An example of how many should be and an example of what human ugliness can do to an innocent. He never did anything wrong to children although they were used to hurt him. He gave more to the world than the world gave to him. The most beautiful inside and out, incredible man with the most awesome hair ever. The only one millions miss. Believe it or not, Michael Jackson will live more then all of you not all blind but stupid too. Thank you.At the heaven's gates. Michael Jackson: Hee hee hi angels\! St. Peter: Heyyyy come in Michael. Dude that cloud is broken. Don't moonwalk on it before the hell sents up one of your haters to repair it.
Author: tismebabe http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/566582198. (Michael Jackson) (19↑, 1↓)1) a musical legend whose career spanned from age 5 to 50 (when he left too soon) 2) a humanitarian who used his fame and fortune to help others 3) a man abused by the media when he was only trying to heal the worldMichael Jackson is a musical genius. he was also a kind man who used his fame and fortune to help those in need. the media has spread many nasty rumors about him. He did not molest children. Greedy parents took advantage of Michael's kindness and tried to make money off of him. Michael Jackson also had a skin disease called vitiligo which destroys the pigment in the skin. He did not bleach his skin to become white. you think he enjoys not being able to go out in the sun without an umbrella? yes, michael jackson has had a nose job. he did NOT have a million nose jobs. and he is again accused of trying to be white. well, if you were teased by your insanely strict father during puberty(a time when you were most insecure) about the size of your nose, you wouldn't consider getting a nose job? Michael Jackson is a fucking legend. deal with it.
Author: 21kwestionz http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/529437099. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 3↓)The most amazing singer and humanitarian on the planet. Don't judge what you don't know, and don't listen to the media because they chat shit."Just because you read it in a magazine or see it on the TV doesn't make it factual" Hey look, Michael Jackson just broke yet ANOTHER world record for his amazing-ness\! Yay Mike\! Boo Haters :)
Author: MJWins. http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4481136100. (Michael Jackson) (31↑, 13↓)The greatest entertainer of all time. Hes has a huge impact on the not just the music industry, but people in general. Michael Joseph Jackson is untouchable. His talent is incredible and i respect him for what he has done for charity and his fans. Thank you Michael Jackson for showing us that that we have a chance in life regardless of race, and i genuinely ask that you forgive the haters and people that have taken your magic for granted.boy: I can't believe that the king of pop is dead and their are still people out there that have the nerve to talk crap about him. girl: people can say what they want. it doesn't change the simple fact that michael jackson had a heart of gold and was an overall beautiful person. may he rest in peace.
Author: blacknproudxoxo http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4204541101. (Michael Jackson) (19↑, 2↓)A caring, loving man. He DID NOT molest children or bleach himself. He was found innocent and he had a skin condition called vitiligo. If you're going to accuse him of doing anything that he didn't then at least learn how to spell and make it believable. He was an amazing man who was gone too soon. Nicknamed the King Of Pop, he will always be in our hearts.Hey, look at that guy\! He's amazing\! His singing, his dancing, he's so talented. His eyes, his hair, his face, he's so gorgeous. He's so Michael Jackson.
Author: elle1958 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5826329102. (Michael Jackson) (24↑, 6↓)When Peter Pan becomes the King of Pop and inspires billions of people around the world.Michael Jackson will never die
Author: Synther http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5503098103. (Michael Jackson) (20↑, 4↓)SEX GOD Oh and he causes Major MIKEGASMS\! Yea thats right.. Jelous yet, Haters? ;) Too bad, FUCK YOU\! x R.I.P MJHaterz to da Left Michael Jackson PWNS the world\! You guys are soooo jelous that you don't have half the hoez Michael does. xD BAHAHHA poor you. Go die
Author: fuckyouhaters http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5473018104. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 4↓)A pop Music Icon who was the talk of controvery and drama by many throughout his life. He was perhaps regarded as the most talented and famous Artist (King of Pop) of all time. Also regarded as the best dancer. This guy became so famous and big, people wouldnt leave him alone, he became stressed and depressed. Unfortunately his life ended in 2009 after he collapsed and went into cardiac arrest at his home from overdosing on medication. It wasnt until then more people started to respect the man and give him his props for being a great person and artist. RIP.Michael Jacksons works Include Remember the time Dirty Diana Way you make me Feel Thriller Black or White ABC Ben Smooth Criminal Jam You are not Alone Beat it Bad As well as work for many Charities and organizations.
Author: loblg88 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4509971105. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 4↓)Legend. End Of.Billie Jean, Beat it, smooth criminal, the way you make me feel, the list can go on..any song by Michael Jackson rules.
Author: omgimnotgivingyoumyname http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4375093106. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 4↓)Greatest pop star an dancer that ever lived.He had a loving heart and will never be forgotten.Michael Jackson has influenced millions with his great music and groundbreaking dance style.
Author: Metallica90 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4328728107. (Michael Jackson) (38↑, 21↓)RIPMichael Jackson just died of a heart attack on June 25, 2009.
Author: Leieire http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4070118108. (Michael Jackson) (27↑, 10↓)A pop legend who lasted for decades and sadly died. his music will be missed. even though it will still be played everywhere.we thought Michael Jackson would live forever. but he didn't.
Author: Cock..sucker... http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4069560109. (Michael Jackson) (24↑, 7↓)A great multi-talented artist whos is very misunderstood. He made many hit songs such as [billie jean],[thriller], [beat it],[smooth criminal], and [dirty diana]. he also has the record for the highest selling album of all time,[Thriller]. He is my hero and I LOVE him. He is a pioneer for music and dance,and all these new artist need to stop pole-jockin, cuz it only one michael jackson, and chris brown you are not it.Unfortunately, he died of cardiac arrest on June 25,2009, two weeks before his first scheduled date of his "This Is It" tour.Michael Jackson awesome lyrics "Dirty Diana" She likes the boys in the band she knows when they come to town Every musicians fan after the curtain comes down She waits at backstage doors for those who have prestige She promise fortune and fame, a life thats so carefree...
Author: Mikejacksonismyluva http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4060417110. (Michael Jackson) (89↑, 72↓)King of pop, highly talented entertainer. An artist who has sold more records worldwide than anyone else in history. Found not guilty of child molestation charges on June 13th 2005. Best singer/dancer of our generation, and maybe even the whole 20th and 21st centuriesDamn did you see Michael Jackson moonwalking? That ish was hot as hell\! "Yo I was blazin Billie Jean last night, that ish is still tight"
Author: GOD the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1367223111. (Michael Jackson) (17↑, 1↓)The King of Pop. . No need for R.I.P\! LEGENDS NEVER DIE\!\! Dear Michael, I will tell all the haters to "Beat It" Cause they'll be hit by a "Smooth Criminal". We will take after you and "Heal the World" because "We are the World" All your fans used to "Scream" because they saw you live in concert. "Don't Stop Til' You Get Enough" of singing with the angels. You were not a "Bad" dancer or singer. You will always be a "Speed Demon" when it comes to spinning\! "You are not Alone"with the angels. They will all bow down to you my king. You are one "P.Y.T."\! You always made me "Smile". People will always "Wanna be Startin' Somethin'" with you\! You got me "Working Day and Night" trying to be just like you\! I've always wanted to "Rock with You". Too bad I couldn't. You are not just some "Streetwalker" you are a sweet, warm, loving person\! You've always been teaching us the "Human Nature" and we listened. You will always be "Another Part of Me" Michael, "You Rock My World" To me, you are the "Man in the Mirror" It really doesn't matter if your "Black or White". You will always be the same fun-loving, Michael. You will always catch me "Jam"-ming to your music" It was a "Thriller" to everyone when you passed away. "You are my Life" Thank you for bringing your special gift into this world. Every one will never forget you. You taught us all a good lesson and that was to be who we are and love the people around us. Thank you Michael\! We love and miss you\!What I just said about Michael Jackson
Author: coffeebb8 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/6027718112. (michael jackson) (17↑, 1↓)Michael Joseph Jackson was truly the king, but not only of pop, but for the entertainment world in general. He was also an angel, the person most innocent, sweet, loving, caring and humanitarian I've ever seen. His talent and his dreams were endless, he just wanted to share his art and his love to the world, wanted to make this a better world, especially for her beloved children. Michael impact on the lives of so many people in an incredible way, he broke all records of success, broke all barriers and racial prejudices. Her dancing was indesciptible, no one could match MJ when he danced, his dance moves were unique, they were like a form of language, a mean who do not intend to ever do the Moonwalk once?. All his movements were perfect, stunning and totally synchronized. His voice was heavenly, as he once said he did not sing a song, if he did not mean it, so in every song of each concert, he put his heart and all his talent to give his fans the most monumental and spectacular shows. The Gloved One was without doubt the greatest artist the world has ever seen, his death has been an irreparable loss not only for their loved ones but for everyone. Think about it, the world has lost her king of entertainment, the unique Michael Jackson, there will never be anyone like him.Michael Jackson, KING OF POP FOREVER. We L.O.V.E you more
Author: davidvieira85 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5619438113. (michael jackson) (21↑, 5↓)Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009), known as the "King of Pop", was an American musician and one of the most commercially successful and influential entertainers of all time. His unique contributions to music and dance, along with a highly publicized personal life, made him a prominent figure in popular culture for four decades. Alongside his brothers, he made his debut in 1964 as lead singer and youngest member of The Jackson 5, and began a successful solo career in 1971. His 1982 album Thriller remains the best-selling album of all time, with Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991), and HIStory (1995) among the best selling. He is widely credited with having transformed the music video from a promotional tool into an art form, with videos for his songs "Billie Jean", "Beat It" and "Thriller" making him the first African American artist to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. While preparing for the This Is It concert tour in 2009, Jackson died at the age of 50 after suffering from cardiac arrest. He reportedly had been administered drugs such as propofol and lorazepam, and his death was ruled a homicide by the Los Angeles County coroner. His death triggered an outpouring of grief from around the world with his globally live broadcast memorial service attracting an audience of up to one billion people.Michael Jackson was a very successful artist.
Author: rc2696 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4310879114. (michael jackson) (17↑, 2↓)michael jackson the greatest talent past, present and futute, ignore the slander an hateful comments these people are lacking love in there lifes an dont appreciate real talent, mj iv always loved you always will be my god, and i know you wouldnt hurt anybody or anything , l.o.v.e xxxmichael jackson is my god
Author: mjlover dangerous http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5653426115. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 6↓)a very good musician and dacer\! to many he was the sexiest and most honest man alive. DID NOT molest boys. was taken advantage of. MY OPINION: nothing is wrong with having children/minors sleeping in your ROOM. what MJ was trying to explain was,the the state of the world nowadays is so twisted; nothing SHOULD be wrong with having kids in your room, but our minds are too focussed on nasty things that could turn sexual. its like if you were a 30 year old with kids sleeping in the bed BESIDE you. you arent doing anything,but if someone twists it and says "he sleeps with little boys." we automatically think of inappropriate things. if Michael Jackson is guilty of ANYTHING it is being too much of a loving person. oh and P.S. His name is Michael Joseph Jackson. NOT Wacko Jacko."Mommy who is Michael Jackson?" "Oh, honey. That would have been your father if people hadn't RUINED his reputation." :)
Author: michaeljacksons\#1fan http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4712039116. (Michael Jackson) (51↑, 37↓)is dead.Michael Jackson died on June 25th, the last day of school.
Author: viva_la_gloria http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4070270117. (Michael Jackson) (61↑, 47↓)The proven best singer/songwriter/choreographer/and musician to walk this Earth. The proven angel that has come to try and help the world in all of its suffering. The man that defined music at the age of five. And the man who should and still will go down in HIStory as the best of the best in everything he has ever done. God Bless Michael and his fans and condemn the ones who don't have any idea about the REAL Michael Joseph Jackson. Not the one that you see the most talented, caring, and most grateful person to come along since Jesus. And might I add, Michael has always been and always will be the sexiest man alive. He is what really matters. Not the media or any of the people who don't know anything about him or his family. He has had a very lonely and misunderstood life and everybody has to beleive what they hear. It seems many people like the sore losers who talk crap about Michael are the ones who need help\!\! Not my baby Michael who would never do anything to hurt anyone in a way that was intended. He loves everyone and just wants everyone to leave him alone. Would you like for people to call you a pedophile or whatever else people say about him?\! NO\!\!\!\! So just leave him alone and beat it\! Some of us still love you Michael\!\! Just forget about those people who don't care. We still love you and always will\!\!Michael Jackson is the greatest musician in the World.
Author: MJluver (Jessica W.) http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2034256118. (Michael Jackson) (52↑, 37↓)michael is cool. cooler than YOUhey dude, stop raggin oh Michael Jackson, he's COOL
Author: x-wtf http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1966170119. (michael jackson) (66↑, 51↓)A person who is completely innocent of all charges, a victim of the sick modern day soceity that we live and a saint to all.MICHAEL IS 100% INNOCENT go to hell mj haters.
Author: Mj_Fan http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1127046120. (Michael Jackson) (34↑, 20↓)a man who was misunderstood, a man who had a unforunte condition/diease that affected his whole life. i think the condiction did not only affect his skin it afftected his mental state as well who knows except him? all the plastice surgrey was yes a mistake but we all make mistakes like god says the one who has no faults shall cast the first stone and in this world today no-one should even think to put someone else down because the young adults slash youth of today's world are sucked in under the impression smoking is cool drinking is fun and going to the hookah is a blast having sex is fantastic. that is an awful image for the youth of today because none of that is true and that will just be passed down futher generations and the world might as well be a black hole because it will have no purpose then and it will be know for sucking things in and never lettin them return to the better side of their life. but micheal jackson was a great man sure he had a few probelms but dont we all? micheal jackson was a very attractive boy in his teen years and a intelluct one at that. but when a person grows up they can go the good way or the bad way and i am not saying micheal took the bad way but everybody says he did when really he is a good man and he should be praised for having such a beautiful mind and great morals and no he was not a pervert or a pedophile he was a great guy and now that he is gone the world will never have a chance to see him as that great person again i mean think about this for a minute if you will when someone is staying at your home you dont make them sleep on the floor while you sleep on the floor you give them your bed. it is not a sin to share your bed but its a different story if u were doing something inapporiate with a child but micheal wasn't it was just a kind gesture our world is so messsed up that when we want drama or a ridiculous story we will make it up on the spot. and thats wat we did to poor innocent micheal jackson. and now ur probably thinking what is ur thought on him hanging a baby out a balocny i honestly have no words for that all i can say is you can't rely on someone's past to predict their future. and micheal jackson shouldnt be sterotyped as a prevert or anything unless it is the king of pop or a great musican and person because thats alll he was nothing less but always maybe more. R.I.P michael jacksonmichael jackson a great man
Author: Crystal Mcdonald http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4094177121. (michael jackson) (19↑, 6↓)a misundastood celeb that was scamed for his money and should be noticed for the things that he did and he didnt bleach his skkin he got a skin disorda so yall need to back yall selves up n reconizemichael jackson
Author: cmd'z princezz http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5168083122. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 8↓)The true king of pop. Too bad so many ignorant dumbfucks these days fail to appreciate what he's done for the genre of music.Asshole: What are you listening to on your ipod? Dude: Michael Jackson Asshole: You would actually listen to that pedo? He's like 97% plastic, man\! Dude: *curbstomps the asshole*
Author: wegaaewggawewgeahhrseherehs http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4237065123. (Michael Jackson) (56↑, 43↓)Okay, I saw so many wrong defintions about Michael Jackson that i felt the need to write one. First of all, HE WAS NOT A CHILD MOLESTOR. Second of all, he did not bleach his skin, he had a skin disease. Michael Jackson was a [legend]. He is the reason that most singers, well, sing. He is an inspiration, and he will be truly missed.R.I.P. Michael Jackson; 1958-2009.
Author: SchoolIsUncool http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4091864124. (Michael Jackson) (62↑, 50↓)A talented singer who is falsely accused of child molestation just because he's eccentric."There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans and losers." -Seth Green
Author: Kyle/T.S. http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1207587125. (Michael Jackson) (100↑, 89↓)LEGEND no matter what people sayDone some stupid things, will pay for that, but doesnt deny how awesome he really is
Author: i_am_kate http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1104632126. (Michael Jackson) (26↑, 18↓)A well-known pop singer and terrific dancer who was [lambasted] by media all over the world after a child-molestation charge. Wisely deciding to stay out of the [spotlight], he lived quietly until his death which may or may not have been caused by an [overdose]. After his death, the mainstream suddenly forgave and forgot, and exonerated his musical and cultural accomplishments. May he [Rest In Peace].1993 News Anchor: God help any child within four-miles of Michael Jackson, I hope they survive the [assrape]. 2009 News Anchor: The world lost one of it's greatest singers yesterday when...
Author: Bloody Scots http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4073371127. (michael jackson) (59↑, 53↓)Synonym for Jesus Christ, the Holy One. The greatest damn musical genius in the history of the universe. Owner of the biggest heart to have ever beaten in the history of mankind.I was a veteran, before I was a teenager. -Michael Jackson
Author: rice n peaz http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1656218128. (Michael Jackson) (15↑, 10↓)A famous pop singer that most people hated until he died, A great pop singer that changed music,and has the second best selling album in the U.S (The first is The Eagles:GH). First of...his skin is white because of a medical disorder called vitaligo, the plastic sugery was because his dad was a bitch, and abused him as a child about his looks,the pedophilia charges are not known to be true,and him hanging his baby out the window was stupid, but he wasn't the only one that did that. but everyone hated him before he died, then after he died alot of those bastards talked about how great he was and how they miss him, i know that some TRUE MJ FANS miss him, but alot of those people didn't give a shit about him until he died, like [Al Sharpton] who didn't stand up for michael until AFTER he died\! for people who actually miss michael and didn't hop the bandwagon, good for youMichael Jackson bandwagon asshole-Im so sad MJ died, he was such a big influence Real Michael Jackson Fan-STFU\! you know you didn't like him until he died\!\!\!
Author: Raw Faith http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4407159129. (Michael Jackson) (43↑, 39↓)A famous musician. He started in the early 1970s and continued from there. In 1983, he released the biggest selling album of all time, Thriller. In the 1990s, he had a skin-color change, changing him from black to white. Also in the 1990s, he was convicted of sleeping with little boys. He was proven not guilty. He died on June 25 2009. He is sadly missed by many fans.Man 1: Hey, did you hear? Michael Jackson died. Man 2: Yeah I know. He was awesome.
Author: PartyGoomba http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4103100130. (Michael Jackson) (79↑, 75↓)The former king of Pop, now a living legend taken advantage of by the malicious media. He loves children and feels that he is a child, or rather Peter Pan. He dwells in Neverland, and has written some of his best songs in a tree.His recent behavior is influenced by his relationship with his father. He, like other super icons of the media, has once been raised high and everything that rises must fall, and he fell hard, and his chance of recovery is slim, as is his face of ever being restored to its once radiant black beauty in the early 1980's."Michael Jackson has been accused by the media of being a bad daddy, a liar about his plastic surgery, and being a pedophile (twice) and yet has also been idolized by his adoring fans in the 1980's, the peak of his popularity."
Author: Doggonecutsy http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/414217131. (Michael Jackson) (18↑, 16↓)Prehaps one of the greatest singers of all time, whom some people are just begining to respect him after his death.(4/17/09 Pre-Death) - Random guy - Omg, Michael Jackson is such a child melester\! (7/12/09 Post-Death) - Same random guy - Michael Jackson is the best singer ever who I'll never say was a child melester. You - \>_\> What a pathetic prick.
Author: Yourmom283 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4304599132. (Michael Jackson) (733↑, 761↓)Scientific Name: Childus-molestor A color changing creature of the night that preys on young childrenMichael Jackson is loose, keep your children indoors
Author: andrew lee http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/513149133. (Michael Jackson) (16↑, 46↓)Dead. The king of pop is now dead.Michael Jackson is now dead. 1958-2009 R.I.P.
Author: flipmode01 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4073238134. (Michael Jackson) (807↑, 843↓)A wierdo who shouldn't be allowed within 2 miles of any childrenNuff said
Author: parent http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/40017135. (Michael Jackson) (6↑, 44↓)In poker, different starting hands have different names. For example, pocket aces are referred to as American Airlines, pocket kings are referred to as Cowboys, and Ace/King is referred to as Big Slick or Anna Kournakova. Jack/Five is known as Jackson Five. However, now that Michael has passed on, a starting hand of Jack/Four will be known as Michael Jackson (or MJ to his closer friends).I woulda called your re-raise, but all I have is Michael Jackson : ( OR I just flopped two pair with MJ. I busted your pocket rockets, so beat it\!
Author: Dr. SBS http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4105056136. (Michael Jackson) (10↑, 51↓)1.) A child raping monster whom nearly EVERYBODY thought was guilty, but when he died, they all pretended to love him. 2.) When a black child becomes a white skeletal robot. 3.) Threat used by parents to get their kids to do something.Mom: Take out the trash or Michael Jackson will come, son.
Author: Skulcandy7833 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5775219137. (MiChael Jackson) (12↑, 55↓)A Great Man Hoo Led A DiSasterous LiFe iN The Past 10 Years But Wus StiLl ConsiDered The Pop iDol Of HiS TiMe. Recently DiEd At 2:30pm iN a L.A. HospiTal On Thursdai June 24 2009 At The Age Of 50. Cause Of Death: Severe CardiAc Arrest From 8-hour traiNiNg/Rehersel SessiOns PrepariNg For HiZ UpcomiNg Europeon Tour.PersonA: Hey Man DiD You Head Abowt MiChael Jackson? PersonB: Yea iTs TerriBly Sad. PersonA: Well At Least He'll B Remembered For HiZ Greatest HiTs An Smooth Dance Mooves. PersonB: But Unfortunatly He WiLl Also B Remember For HiZ ChiLd MolestatiOn Cases On VariOus Counts... PersonA: True, But HiZ Legacy WiLl Forever LiVe On Due To HiZ Many TeachiNgs CarriEd On To Other MusiCal SensatiOns LiKe RnB SiNgers Usher An ChriS Brown. Me: DAAAAAAAAAM STRAiiiiiGHT\!\!\!\!\!\!
Author: KhaShea D. HarriS AkA K.Micky http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4069982138. (Michael Jackson) (0↑, 44↓)Such a term although associated with the late musician, can be used to describe something that is completely ludicrous. The term's origination arrived from the uncanny behavior of Mr. Jackson, being that there was no suitable term to explain his eccentricities or puerile behavior other than chalking it up as, "that Michael Jackson...."Tim: "Hey dude, how about you go to google and search 'blue waffle' and click i am feeling lucky?" Ben: "Well ok then, i'm not sure about the timing of the request but what ever." [Google....] Ben: "OMG what is going on, that grotesque image is so MICHAEL JACKSON\!" Tim: "I totally got you dude, you must feel so Michael Jackson for seeing that."
Author: BluewaffleNsyrup http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/6259804139. (Michael Jackson) (0↑, 44↓)Michael Jackson wasn't a paedophile or a skin bleacher that was a condition and the other was used by people to gain money off but he is VERRRYYY overrated, i have nothing against him but was extremely overrated, he was a decent artist at best. If you want to listen to some good pop listen to Madonna's old stuff[Madonna] [Michael Jackson] [overrated]
Author: stolt over å være norsk\>\>proud http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5910893140. (Michael Jackson) (45↑, 89↓)Probably the most famous pedophile in history.Michael Jackson molested children, therefore he is a pedophile.
Author: monkeyfart1412 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4096546141. (Michael Jackson) (5↑, 50↓)A slang word meaning that it's dead or "out."Cool guy 1- Yo dude check out my baggy jeans. Cool guy 2- Dude those are so Michael Jackson...what were you thinking Cool guy 1- Oops sorry dude
Author: The (Wo)man http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4906189142. (Michael Jackson) (5↑, 50↓)1. An individual who is the center of laughter and ridiculed when alive and is automatically turned into an idol when they die."He was such a [Michael Jackson] and will be missed." "I spotted three [Michael Jackson]s in the obituaries today." "I wonder if George W. Bush will be a [Michael Jackson] when he dies?"
Author: chitownjae http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4876168143. (Michael Jackson) (10↑, 55↓)A man trapped in a child's body.Gary Glitter's been Michael Jacksoning\!
Author: DickFeeling http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4395426144. (Michael Jackson) (45↑, 90↓)An aging white woman who can dance like that micro-spade who used to be on the Jackson five.Captain Eo my aching ass\!
Author: Hoze http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/897858145. (Michael Jackson) (4↑, 50↓)Slang for Marijuana, the new term to take over "Mary Jane" and should be used by future generations rather than Mary Jane"Hey, let me get a dime of that Michael Jackson."
Author: hehehahahboooo http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4212516146. (Michael Jackson) (4↑, 51↓)One's uncanny ability to make people spend more time covering their death than they actually lived for.I can't believe you still talk about that guy who died in a car crash twenty years ago. He must have had quite a bit of Michael Jackson in him.
Author: the dirty liberal http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4149745147. (Michael Jackson) (0↑, 49↓)[Pedobear]"Hide yo wife\! Hide yo kids\! He be molesting everyone tonight\!" Kid: Hey mommy guess what? Mom: Yes dear? Kid: Michael Jackson let me go to his house and sit on his lap\! Mom: *Calls police*
Author: Miss Derpina http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/6173593148. (Michael Jackson) (25↑, 75↓)see [Hecka tight]That show is hella Michael Jackson.
Author: polpotistight http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/541178149. (Michael Jackson) (10↑, 61↓)A dead mother fucker\!the children can come out and play Michael Jackson is dead now\!
Author: nutsack1001 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4114532150. (Michael Jackson) (16↑, 68↓)Michael Jack·son [Mike-ole' jak-sun.] Could run for president and appeal to blacks, whites, men and women.Bob: I love Michael Jackson cause he's a white man\! Jamal: I love MJ because he's a black man\! Mary: I love MJ cause she's a white woman\! Latisha: I love MJ cause she's a black woman\!
Author: ibidwell http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/3413814151. (Michael Jackson) (92↑, 144↓)Partially made of plasticholy shit\! is Michael Jackson melting?
Author: 1010011010 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1784142152. (Michael Jackson) (35↑, 87↓)a black boy who turned into a white man, but he is known as a pedophile..BUT ITS NOT TRUE, He is known better as the king of popnuff said so back off him
Author: Brianna Brewer http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1396032153. (Michael Jackson) (374↑, 426↓)Nasty ass who likes to sodomize little children.What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? 40 yrs. old meat between 10 yrs. old buns.
Author: Galeron http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1128586154. (Michael Jackson) (3↑, 56↓)"A black celebrity that was possessed by a demon and turned him into a white woman. He has a developed a fetish for young boys while inside his body. Also has the power to defy gravity"This is bad that Michael Jackson had to die... Now the demon inside his body will find a new host.
Author: Paul OprahManProDude http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4768569155. (Michael Jackson) (12↑, 65↓)Family members of the late Michael Jackson have decided today that since he was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.Michael Jackson died
Author: sot123 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4094683156. (Michael Jackson) (10↑, 63↓)A sex act in which one partner pours Jesus Juice (i.e., wine) over or down another's asshole and lights it on fire.Baby, come over here and pour me a Michael Jackson. (alternate) Baby, come over here and give me a Michael Jackson.
Author: Pepsi Pete http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4089898157. (Michael Jackson) (9↑, 62↓)The act of suffering a life threatening cardiac arrest (physically and/or metaphorically)My girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I almost pulled a michael jackson
Author: heartstopper http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4073308158. (Michael Jackson) (7↑, 60↓)A man made of 99% plastic sadly the only human party of him failed causing a systems malfunation. On a bright note he did in fact donate himself in a will to be after death melted down into legos for little children to play with him for a change.MOM can I get them please please there the Michael Jackson legos I'll be the coolest\!
Author: Mellie the crasain2 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4071598159. (Michael Jackson) (9↑, 62↓)died\>–\>-)x ^ Michael Jackson
Author: )': http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4069107160. (Michael Jackson) (9↑, 63↓)Dead.Too soon for Michael Jackson dead jokes? I've heard heaps good ones :)
Author: kingisdeadlol http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4073263161. (Michael Jackson) (28↑, 82↓)Dead PedophileMichael Jackson in not touching little boys anymore.
Author: Lay the Pipe http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4070630162. (Michael Jackson) (7↑, 61↓)1.a large mole that grows on the penis of males around the age of 50. 2.someone who dies of cardiac arrest.1."wow thats a big michael jackson you've got there." 2."that guy was a michael jackson."
Author: Void Zombie http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4070455163. (Michael Jackson) (9↑, 63↓)An ethical dilemma. So called because of the fury kicked up when plans were made to bury him and it was discovered his face was not bio-degradeable. Sometimes refered to as an MJ.What are we going to do with that Michael Jackson? Business was going well, but we hit a MJ with that Nuclear waste.
Author: Jammycarrot http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4069356164. (Michael Jackson) (13↑, 67↓)Black then white now deadP1: Michael Jackson is dead. P2: OMG no waaaaay\! D:
Author: Germa88 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4068468165. (Michael Jackson) (12↑, 66↓)A verb meaning to go from a poor black man, to a rich white women. When used as a noun, it means some black guy who molests small boys. :)Wow\! That guy just raped asmall boy\! What a Michael Jackson\!
Author: Brendan? http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/3749220166. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 75↓)A pretender. A black dude who decided he wanted to be a white woman. Turned out becoming a white woman pork face with a detachable banana nose."I like to sniff little kids booty holes\!" said Michael Jackson
Author: Michael Jackson 12 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2863204167. (Michael Jackson) (18↑, 72↓)the guy eminem says he's not accusingJust lose it: now that's not a stab at michael, that's just a metaphor
Author: rSnGdMnS\michael\ jackson\michael\ jackson http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1070939168. (Michael Jackson) (213↑, 267↓)A pedophile klingon. Michael's hobbies are climbing trees, wishing he was peter pan, having "sleepovers" and getting plastic surgery. He rapes kids and pays their parents not to tell anyone. He should be banished to eternal hell\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!I'm Michael Jackson and I like to bone little boys in the NAMBLA program
Author: George W Bush http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/799605169. (Michael Jackson) (1↑, 56↓)Made of 90% plastic. Has a weird portrait including her and naked children. The white woman is famous for its music, greatly overrated. Its fans are physcopaths. Pays off children's families to hide the truth about her heterosexual love of children (Note: This does not only include Chandler). Inspired lonely poets, musical artists, and scientists to study the sickness of paedophile. She died from getting too excited from the view at the boys bathroom in a YMCA. Mainly a chomo.*at the beach* Bill Cosby: Lawdy I see a drowning little blondѐ boy\! Michael Jackson: *grabs Bill by his collar* LITTLE BOY(S)? WHERE\!?\!??\! Samuel O'Jackson: Drowning, in the ocean. Michael Jackson: *runs toward the innocent drowning child* IM COMING\!\!\! Denzel Washington: You know, he doesnt fit in in our black people montage party. Riley Freeman: HAHAHA michael jackson aint a nigga anymore. Huey: Shut up Riley, have some respect. Michael Jackson: *performs CPR right in front of everybody else* Everyone else: ewwwwww Riley: nasty...mike y u have to do that
Author: InsensitiveBastard007 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/5187830170. (Michael Jackson) (3↑, 58↓)the tragedy in which Lord Voldemort and Orochimaru had a child.-Michael jackson- Orochimaru: Fuck, yes\! Yes\! Oh gods\! Fuck me, Voldy\! Lord Voldemort: (insert Parseltongue smex cursing here)
Author: Teikiatsu Inoue http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4741514171. (Michael Jackson) (7↑, 62↓)Strange man with the voice of a woman who is now being treated like a saint, but who is also quite freaky. Therefore, he is called the freaky saint.dad: i cant believe we're watching this memorial service for Michael Jackson...they treat him like a saint... kid: he's so freaky\! dad: the freaky saint. *shudder*
Author: Elsetserrillo http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4104086172. (michael jackson) (18↑, 73↓)A guy who had a terrible childhood. Had to perform on stage all the time, lost all privacy at age of 11. His father whipped him too, and called him names such as "Big Nose." Which is what most English teachers would call foreshadowing, as we see what has happened to his nose nowadays. In the 80's this guy was the biggest popstar in the world. He had the highest selling album of all time, Thriller, and also has the album with the most number one hits, Bad. But when you are at the top of the world, there is no place to go but down. It all started in 1985 when the rumors started circulating; rumors that Jackson slept in a hyperbaric chamber and bought the Beatles catalog. People also said he bought The Elephant Man's bones, and that he had bleached his skin and went under numerous plastic surgery. Soon in 1993, he was accused of child molestation. The little kids framed him of this and he paid out money to the family so he could avoid a trial. The family ACCEPTED. Now this automatically proves that Michael was framed, if my kid had molested, I wouldn't care crap about money, I would make sure that mofo got locked up. Than in 2003, same thing happened. He was found innocent, because there was no evidence that it really happened. As of 2006 he's in Bahrain, chumming with the royalty over there. Noone likes him anymore. Too bad. He was one of the bst music geniuses in the entire world.I feel sorry for that framed freak Michael Jackson.
Author: Mort Rainye http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1686274173. (Michael Jackson) (6↑, 63↓)Some Dead Guy.Did you hear everyone going crazy about Michael Jackson. I mean before we'd all make fun of him and say he was awful but now that hes dead, Its the worst thing to happen ever. Lets put it all over the news instead of more important stuff like Tehran.
Author: complain about what i said http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4070034174. (Michael Jackson) (15↑, 72↓)He's motherfuckin dead.RIP Michael Jackson. RIPpin Boy Assholes.
Author: Emoklan http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4068816175. (Michael Jackson) (110↑, 167↓)I pledge allegence to the flag that Michael Jackson is as fag he used to play with all his toys but now he plays with little boyshahaha i love it\!\!\! OMG WHAT HAVE WE DONE WE HAVE LET A WEALTHY AND WELL RESPECTED MAN BECAOME A BEATEN DOWN RAPEST\!\!\!\! SAVE THE CHILDREN\!\!\! p.s take them to disney world not never land with peter pan (he isnt peter pan but you probably knew that) lol Michael Jackson everyone\!
Author: sfdlhghgfd http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1534641176. (Michael Jackson) (12↑, 70↓)Michael jakson was in a group "The jakson 5", when he grew up he thought his nose was shit, so he went to get plastic surgery. The surgery went wrong and changed his nose pointy and his skin from black to white, (he now pretends it was a "skin disease"). Michael's problems. 1.Paedophille (bummed a 14year old boy) 2. Has neverland amusment park. 3.Neverland has a secret passage to his bedroom (to take the young boys) 4. Had neverland compititions and threw away girls photo's for them so boys always won. 5. Gay paedophille. 6. Is now begging for money 7. Looks like scream (probably the idea for him) 8. strict dad (probably got raped by him. 9."We're off to never never land\!" quote of metalica. 10.Thinks he is peter pan.Example: Michael Jackson: Hi children\! Children: Hi\! Michael J: Do you want to ride the roller coaster? Children: Yeah\! Michael j: No\! You're being ignorent. I ment boys only. Girls: ahh\! Michael: Girls go home. *Girls leave.* Michael: Now, who wants to go on the rollercoaster? Boys: Meeeee\! Michael: O.k. Jonny, you are special, you get to go on MY roller coaster, it leads to a special room. But shh\! It's our room\! Jonny: O.K. Example: Jonny: Mr Jackson, that was fun\! Michael: Yeah it was wasn't it. anyway, call me Michael. Jonny: O.K. *Jonny goes to friends* Boy1:hey jonny. what did you do? jonny: get bu-. Michael: jonny and I played horsey\! Didn't we jonny? Jonny: Yeah\! Playeda good game of horsey.
Author: Cait Lynch http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/3725867177. (Michael Jackson) (33↑, 91↓)A White piece of plastic with removable parts such as a nose. It is also turned on by little boys and is very dangerous to them.Michael Jackson removed his nose and let little jimmy play with it. Then he played with little jimmy.
Author: Matthew Miroyan http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2451830178. (Michael Jackson) (91↑, 149↓)Strange plastic faced little boy molesting freak of nature. May be from a different planet. With luck he will soon be spending the rest of his life in prison.The kid next door was molested by a Michael Jackson.
Author: Frogbutt http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/922982179. (Michael Jackson) (54↑, 112↓)plastic = melts in front of heaterwhat does michael jackson and a gamecube have in common? Little kids turn them on\!\! lol :p America is the only country where a poor black boy can turn into a rich white woman
Author: Harry http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/915295180. (Michael Jackson) (14↑, 73↓)Michael Jackson is a being from a distant world. Rumors tell of how he was forged when a large amount of solar dust and intergallactic fecal matter collided on the rings of Saturn. Jackson flies from galaxy to galaxy, violating the youngest members of the planet. It is believed that this is how he derives his energy. When Jackson reached the planet of Jupiter, he attempted sexual advances with the youngest Jupiter child he could find. But this time, they fought back. Jupiter summoned its mightest warriors. They speared him in the face, and clubbed his toes with rubber mallets. Jackson was then placed aboard a spacecraft and sent into space once again. The spacecraft crashed upon the surface on Earth in 42 B.C. His violent molestation is believed to have been the reason behind the extinction of the dinosaurs. Chased by a naked Rosie O', it caused Jackson to develope serious trauma. This trauma contributes to why he thinks he needs an umbrella when it is not raining. Over the years, Jackson's body has developed the same chemical properties as the chameleon. Although, Jackson is only able to change his skin pigment from black to white. On June 32, 1982, Jackson attempted space flight once more. While performing preflight maintainence, his rocketpod exploded in his face, causing serious damage and burns. An firey steel rod smashed his nose into the upright position it is in today. Maybe someday, Jackson will attempt space flight once again. Until then, he remains at large.I'm not going to let the children go out Trick or Treating this Halloween. Michael Jackson is still out there.
Author: KlNG http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/3568565181. (Michael Jackson) (114↑, 174↓)Refer to this popular Christmas Carol used to make kids behave You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better not pout I'm telling you why Michael Jackson's coming to town He's making a list And making it best He's gotta find out Who he want to molest Michael Jackson's coming to town Cuz he likes little kids But not in a good way Never oblige to him And believe when I say Michael Jackson's coming to town (Scary part) He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you are bad or good (meaning, in bed) So just run for everyone's sake\! O you'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better not pout I'm telling you why Michael jackson's coming to townWhy Michael Jackson Loves Christmas and why he Hates it as Well MJ: Come sit on Santa's lap and tell me what you want Boy: I want a toy car MJ: Do you want one that vibrates? Like this? Boy: (runs off)MOMMY\! IS THIS THE MAN YOU WARNED ME ABOUT?\!
Author: J.Hybrid http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2189936182. (Michael Jackson) (49↑, 110↓)Person who is made more artificial parts than real ones.Known Michael Jacksons include: Michael Jackson, Cher, Darth Vader.
Author: Craigg http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1396877183. (Michael Jackson) (9↑, 70↓)A (small) dick licking creature which can be found in dark alley, abandoned shacks(or any pace abandoned, swamps, the candy or icecream van and the disney store. His main diet consists of little children for "dessert"Little boy: Mommy, I saw a Micheal Jackson at the zo and he winked at me.
Author: Sabil http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1315386184. (Michael Jackson) (30↑, 92↓)a former black man now a difigured white woman with a sexual atraction towards small boys. his face is like [mr.potato head] due to all of his plastic surgerieswat the diffrence between michale jackson and dick chaney? one has pasty white skin and fake body parts. and one is michale jackson
Author: sockmonkey1 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1115598185. (Michael Jackson) (76↑, 139↓)Okay so here's what I think about Michael Jackson: I think he didn't have 1 single nose surgery, no. Rather, he had several little surgeries and a total of 26 "touch-ups." The fact that he little boys sleeping in his bedroom overnight is scary enough, so I can't even imagine visiting with the guy for a couple of hours in the afternoon. Oh, and where the hell is his nose?"Jacko and Bag" Q: What does Jacko (M.J.) and a plastic bag have in common? A: They're both white, plastic, and should be kept away from children\! ^I don't care who you are; that's funny right there.
Author: The Kentucky Yankee http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1035247186. (Michael Jackson) (15↑, 79↓)A name often used to point out a white skinned gay manHey look, it's a Michael Jackson
Author: James Ritchie http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2878689187. (Michael Jackson) (74↑, 138↓)A demonic entity sent from the depths of hell. This twisted creature preys on the penises of little boys, and their assholes. Usually wanders around in the night. How to become michael jackson: First: Paint your face and body white, (10 year old kids, cum will do) Second: Put lipstick on Third: Cut your dick than make a circular whole ( resembling a vagina) Fourth: Cut your nose and place your man-made vagina on that nose Six: Put some silicon on that nose. This creature is also known as: Sub-Human, Homunculus, Lucifer, BlackWhite-Demon You are now Michael JacksonLittle Boy: There was this scary ass cracker-nigger that shoved his dick in my ass yesterday. Little Boy 2: Oh thats just Michael Jackson.
Author: Bubba_The_Retard http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2024903188. (Michael Jackson) (51↑, 115↓)Black man who became a white woman and the butt of many pedophile jokes. It's because of him that the Willy Wonka in the '05 movie has such a bad reputation, due to his resemblance of MJ and his relationship with children.Why did Michael Jackson sell Neverland Ranch? It was over 15 years old, so he lost interest. Only in a America can a black man become a white woman.
Author: Wail Halls http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1702399189. (Michael Jackson) (34↑, 99↓)A boy who missed out on his childhood because his father turned him into a pop sensation before puberty hit. Basically forced to act as an adult as a child, it reversed his entire life cycle and he is now a child trapped in a grown man's body - or rather, a grown white woman's body. Widely criticized and accused. Also widely admired.Michael Jackson: "But we were just having a sleepover, yyyyaaayyy\!"
Author: sodapopmary http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1557613190. (Michael Jackson) (106↑, 171↓)See: [pedophile], [fugly].Michael Jackson is a fugly pedophile.
Author: Xiile http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/661193191. (Michael Jackson) (36↑, 102↓)The puchline to any joke imaginable.Two jews walk into a bar. Michael Jackson. (Immedietly following this statement, everyone in the immediate vicinity will collapse into fits of laughter.)
Author: purple jesus http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1327657192. (Michael Jackson) (20↑, 86↓)Child molesting succubi who stole [the Beatles] songs from under [Paul McCartney]'s nose. Should be locked up for eternity and forced to listen to his own songs. That should be enough punishment.Person 1: Is that... Michael Jackson? Person 2: Just what I've been waiting for. -grabs gun and chases after Jacko, flailing arms and singing Helter Skelter- Person 1: I should never have let her hear that he stole those songs... now we'll never know the verdict if he's dead\!
Author: V.S. Eliot http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1117279193. (Michael Jackson) (17↑, 83↓)The man in the moon.See that guy up there in the moon? That's Michael Jackson.
Author: Ainolketta http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1100803194. (Michael Jackson) (103↑, 172↓)He scares the hell out of me\!\!\!Scarey Movie 3 *Michael Jackson pops up* me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\!\!\!\!\!\!\! *runs into kitchen and hides undertable*
Author: Maria http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/987590195. (Michael Jackson) (173↑, 242↓)This hideous thing can either of three things; 1) A plastic-skinned, noseless [demon] from Hell who drops babies from balconies and does unspeakable things to male children who are left unattended. 2) A [cyborg] which is deteriorating rapidly, but is [oblivious] to its state of disrepair because it replaced its maintenance program with [NAMBLA] propaganda and homosexual crotch-fondling practices. 3) [Latoya Jackson]. Anyway, it operated a branch of [Hell] called [Neverland Ranch], where it indulged in its lust for little boys' anuses for years. I pray that this vile Hellspawn will finally be thrown in [prison] where its biggest worry will not just be dropping the [soap], but the fact that [child molester]s are usually murdered by the prison inmates within four days. It also once made an evil [Sega] game called the [Moonwalker].It is even more difficult to imagine if Michael Jackson actually became a [Catholic] [priest].
Author: Matt http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/678922196. (Michael Jackson) (11↑, 82↓)Michael Jackson is a being from a distant world. Rumors tell of how Jackson was forged when a large amount of solar dust, and an extremely fat child collided on the rings of Saturn. Jackson flies from galaxy to galaxy, molesting the youngest members of the planet. It is believed that this is how he derives his energy. When Jackson reached then planet of Jupiter, he stuffed his meat in the youngest Jupiter child he could find. But this time, they fought back. Jupiter summoned its mightest warriors. They speared him in the face, and clubbed in his toes with rubber mallets. Jackson was then placed aboard a spacecraft and sent out into space once again. The spacecraft crashed upon the surface on Earth in 42 B.C. His molestation is believed to have been the reason behind the extinction of the dinosaurs. Chased by a naked Rosie O', it caused Jackson to develope serious trauma. This trauma is why he thinks he needs an umbrella when it is not raining. Over the years, Jackson's body has developed the same chemical properties as the chameleon. Although, Jackson is only able to change his skin pigment from black to white. On June 32, 2072, Jackson tried space flight once again. His rocketpod exploded in his face, causing serious damage and burns. An exploding steel rod smashed his nose into the upright position it is in today. Maybe someday, Jackson will attempt space flight once again. Until then, he remains at large.Michael Jackson once slapped an obese man.
Author: Squire Portman http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2759695197. (Michael Jackson) (10↑, 81↓)a bag from any store or swapmeetMy michael jackson ripped because it had to many cans.
Author: mega millions http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2322145198. (Michael Jackson) (10↑, 82↓)A famous pop singer. And when he's not dancing in his kitchen wearing his Beat it outfit, he's penetrating children and tainting their cleansed anuses.Michael Jackson is also known for being the infamous super villian... Dr. Rape
Author: Saco the goose http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/3730967199. (Michael Jackson) (6↑, 78↓)The coolest [faggy] out there even though he plays wif lil' boyz [booty]z and grabs his [balls] a lot. He rocks(music wise). Can also be used as a threat to lil kids.I loves lil Michael Michael Jackson's song "Ben" was about a rat. SHEEESH Go to bed or I'll get Michael Jackson to read u a bedtime story.
Author: cocopuffz http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2862234200. (Michael Jackson) (7↑, 79↓)V. The act in which a man is recieving oral from a woman. When it is time for the man to come he pulls out and busts a monstrous load on her face making it entirely white. After this is done, the man continues to viciously beat the womans nose until it breaks into oblivion and she resembles michael jackson.man harriet doesn't like me to much, things got crazy last night and i michael jacksoned the fuck outta her\!
Author: E money Fresh http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2809335201. (Michael Jackson) (10↑, 82↓)(Verb)Sexual violation that normally happens to children under 12.5 y/o kid: Mom, mon, that dude over that is trying to michael jackson me.
Author: 666-667 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2768851202. (Michael Jackson) (28↑, 100↓)A freaking gross child molester, who thinks that it is fine to sleep with little kids. Who takes baths with little kids too.There is no example for this kind of freak.
Author: Shannon is cooler than everyone thats says they are cool\!\!\! http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1108858203. (Michael Jackson) (50↑, 123↓)Of or relating to illegal sexual activities involving an adult pop star and underaged boys who are usually terminally ill. To be a Michael Jackson is to be a pedophile and to perform a Michael Jackson is to commit sodomy with a male person ove 30 years younger than yourself. A Michael Jackson can also be descirbed as one who was African-American in the primary of his life, but later transfered to the Caucasian race."I went to Jail and got received a Michaal Jackson in my anus\!"
Author: Not Michael Jackson http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/488893204. (Michael Jackson) (14↑, 88↓)A Faggot Pedofile Who Rapes Little Children And Drops Babies Off Of Porchs\!Little Jimmy:WTF\! *Sack Opens* Little Jimmy:Where Am I? Mr.X:Your In My Dungeon\! Little Jimmy:Who Are You? *The Figure Comes Out Of The Shadows* Little Jimmy:Remove Your Mask\! Michael Jackson:I Can't It's My Natural Face, Now Drink My Jesus Juice\!
Author: Seagulls of Satan\!\!\! http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/3281231205. (Michael Jackson) (27↑, 101↓)Fucking creep as hell. I can see if you were a fan of him in the past but come on now he looks so fucking weird.A: I used to like Michael Jackson back when he could dance and had a real face. B: I know now his music sucks and his face is more plastic than Pam Anderson's tits.
Author: jersey kid http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2702318206. (Michael Jackson) (12↑, 87↓)When you cum all over a black girl's face covering in sperm turning it from black to white.When i was done Michael Jacksoning Laquesha, she looked like an Elizabeth.
Author: Irocksthebitches http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/3296494207. (Michael Jackson) (39↑, 114↓)a rageing homosexual child molestermichael jackson rapes little boys
Author: kkk bunny http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1386265208. (Michael Jackson) (20↑, 95↓)born black Mostly plastic little boys turn them onEVERY LITTLE KID HE LOOKS AT IS THE SAME HIS CATCH PHRASE IS "c'mon your mom wont know"
Author: Dashiell Santoro http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1246226209. (Michael Jackson) (30↑, 105↓)An individual who at one point was a popular african american boy, he then changed in to a child molestating white woman.Michael Jackson is going to court, for his molestation scandal.
Author: Rebecca http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1082163210. (Michael Jackson) (34↑, 109↓)A scary beast that lurks under ur bed... spmething adults use to scare young children\!Adult: If u don't do ur chores Michael Jackson will come for you\!\!\!\! Young Child: :( NOOOO MUM NOOO U CAN'T DO THIS *runs off crying*
Author: Jamie Wiltshire http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/520785211. (Michael Jackson) (8↑, 84↓)Dead Thursday, June 25 2009 of supposed cardiac arrest. He has not only been accused of numerous child molestation cases, but also dangled his baby Blanket out of the window of a hotel. Infamous for his pale- once ebony- skin and almost nonexistant nose, he usually appeared in public under an umbrella, wearing dark sunglasses.ex. That Michael Jackson is so messed up that they even made fun of him on South Park
Author: rebbie101 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4069958212. (Michael Jackson) (25↑, 101↓)An alien being sent to earth to investigate human behaviour and sexuality. This being then joins a catholic church to also learn more about religion. Through a bizarre course of events he learns his way of life from a priest (who just happens to be a pedofile) and he goes out to search for the American dream.Zorbon from planet Zebula was sent on a Michael Jackson to earth.. he succeeded.
Author: Sir_Cruz http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2012117213. (Michael Jackson) (26↑, 102↓)The king of p00p\! (especially little boys's)Aw man he shoulda just stuck to the plan and "Beat It."
Author: someone should do a horror movie about him http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1040408214. (Michael Jackson) (35↑, 113↓)He is a person who tag teams with R. Kelly at Toys R' US and the 1st, 2nd and 3rd grade boys locker roomWho is that peaking in the boys locker room...oh that is Michael Jackson and R.Kelly\!\!\!
Author: Neil http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/896235215. (Michael Jackson) (31↑, 109↓)Pop-star, more famous for the fact that he's mainly made out of silicon (and other plastic surgery related elements) than the many year he's been in the music business.Author: gribble http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/28367216. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 100↓)A gaytard; homo; freak; child molester; loser; has a fake nose and turned white."Jeez, that Michael Jackson sure is a little boy diddler\!" "Michael Jackson - Heeehee\!"
Author: Phillips8225 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2132556217. (Michael Jackson) (19↑, 99↓)An alien device from outer-space programmed to anally probe little boys.Little Jimmy needs a colonoscopy.
Author: fags-in-the-shower http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1413285218. (Michael Jackson) (12↑, 92↓)Someone whose music legend went from being one of the most talented, creative, and popular musicians of all time to being a pedophile who slowly changed his appearance to become a freak of nature.Michael Jackson has gone from being known from "Thriller" to being thrilled by toddlers.
Author: Zeeky H. Bomb http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1130482219. (Michael Jackson) (45↑, 125↓)(AKA. MJ) To touch little boys Thinks He is Peter Pan Looks More like an alien than ALFGees Erin you look quite like Michael Jackson today would you like to touch little boys?
Author: BAH http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/668947220. (Michael Jackson) (36↑, 117↓)A best selling product of the company "hasbro inc." Sold in Toys r'us stores globally, usually amongst other action man / gi-joe / transformers collectable dolls. Very popular amongst children and adolescents, as shown in CNBC's public poll, which stated the "Michael Jackson" is the most popular bedtime toy that kids snuggle up to in the US (voted \#1 out of 16700 votes, vs 20 other brand name toys)Unfortunatelly the "michael jackson" was recalled mid last year, due to numerous customers reporting their children suffered anal injuries after playing with the toy...
Author: Tha Trooth http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1590251221. (Michael Jackson) (43↑, 124↓)Who do you call a [pedophile] that [moonwalk]s?Who else but Michael Jackson.
Author: Kerb http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/922520222. (Michael Jackson) (23↑, 105↓)1) Pediphile 2) A creature that parents made up to scare their children into getting them to do what they want them to do. Similiar to the Buggy Man. 3) When you think about it, it is the process of a black man becoming a white woman.Run, it's michael jackson\! if you don't take the trash out, i'll have michael jackson take you out\! there has only been 1 person to have a michael jackson (plastic)surgery
Author: Garrett Jacobson http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2255885223. (Michael Jackson) (37↑, 119↓)One who transforms from a sexy black man to an ugly ass white chick. That my friend is what you call an Michael Jackson.Michael Jackson is its own definition. Its sort of like an inside out oreo, you know what I mean?
Author: Alaysia http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/2113771224. (Michael Jackson) (42↑, 125↓)a fudge-pumping , child-milkerSome child molesters lure kids away with candy but when you're a billionaire child-molester you lure them away with your own private huge carnival on your own private child-molesting ranch which you name 'neverland' because you think you are Peter Pan.
Author: wandering cynic http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1209111225. (Michael Jackson) (30↑, 115↓)he fucks little kids and they like iti pledge alegiance 2 the flag michael jackson is a fag he used to play with little toys NOW HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE BOYS\!
Author: yo mamma http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/726722226. (Michael Jackson) (34↑, 119↓)A extremely taleneted guy who used to rock my socks.. but now hes kinda fucked up and the only thing hes rockin is his bed with little boysMichael Jackson came into this world as a black man but is gonna leave as a white woman...
Author: Alisha http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/662802227. (Michael Jackson) (5↑, 91↓)Michael JacksonMichael Jackson - A Scary man who went from white to black, he raped children and Died.
Author: 123453 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4071557228. (Michael Jackson) (46↑, 132↓)A living creature who's neither a man nor a woman, black nor white, and is brainless. Oh, he also screws little boys. Brother of Tito Jackson.Michael Jackson was arrested today for touching little boys.
Author: dan http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1085008229. (Michael JAckson) (10↑, 96↓)Creep White Woman ( Supposedly Man ) re-named his Ranch to '' Neverland '', trying to attract Peter Pan and TinkerBellPeter Pan:5-0,COPS.....oh wait it's just michael. TinkerBell: That's A good Thing? Mcaully Culken: RUN BITCHES\!\!\!\!\!
Author: G-LAL BrIZZLE http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/900769230. (Michael Jackson) (61↑, 147↓)Child MolesterYou look like michael jackson
Author: Brad http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/593650231. (Michael Jackson) (3↑, 90↓)An extremely intelligent dead fuck. (Intelligence from changing to the superior race)I heard they were melting down Michael Jackson into kids toys so that they could play with Him for a change.
Author: Queef Pirate http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/4069345232. (Michael Jackson) (18↑, 105↓)A great big freak that fucks little boys and has a fake bodyrandon man: *points at MJ* "look a nigger." Michael Jackson:"where where?". *looks around*
Author: "Hey" http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1581029233. (michael jackson) (19↑, 106↓)lived every black child's dream. he was born a poor black boy and grew up to be a rich white man.celbrities can get away with everything nowadays...
Author: deliman http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1350203234. (Michael Jackson) (20↑, 107↓)Michael Jackson just bought a house in Cambodia with Gary Glitter.They both decided that Bangkok was too risky.
Author: St. Chomo http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1328736235. (Michael Jackson) (12↑, 99↓)He proves America is a truly free country. Its the only place where a poor black man can become a rich white woman."Hey dude, look at that woman at the bar. She so ugly she look like Michael Jackson\!"
Author: Skatemcm http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1095691236. (Michael Jackson) (26↑, 114↓)A nazi pirate who was once black, now, a rich wite woman with a removable nose.Mj: ICBAH ALLAH Spartan: Thats my phrase bitch *slaps Mj*
Author: Icbah Allah http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1063917237. (Michael Jackson) (17↑, 105↓)plastic black and white pedophileK: Mommy, what is God's skin color? M: Black and white son. K:God is Michael Jackson
Author: Anonymous http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1031332238. (Michael Jackson) (15↑, 105↓)A pedophile, kiddie katcher and washed up-wanna be. Some one who can't remember if their black or white, so one who flip flops about their pedophilia acusations. Someone made entierly of plastic. SOME ONE WITH ENOUGH SURPLUS PLASTIC TO HAVE HIS OWN TUPPERWARE PARTY.guy 1 "Hey cool surfboard where did ya buy it." guy 2 "Buy it? Nah mate I found Michael Jackson's fingers in my sons pants and melted it down into ."
Author: CISCOWNED http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1295646239. (Michael Jackson) (34↑, 124↓)Yes thats me .My interests are little boys at any age\! Hehehehe\! Its true i did gab my croch but its because one of the little boys gave me crabs. Its true i have crabs\! Don't hate or discriminate\! i feel the black and wight races' hate for each other \! you guys make jerry springer look like disney on ice\! I love Peter pan\! Hes hot\! well any who i also love little canadian boys\! ok i'll stop now cause i might get arrested for this\! Bye bye sillybuns\!\!\!\!Hehehehehe\!1.baby dangler 2.That canadian [bitch] be actin' like Michael Jackson. 3.Croch grabber 4.to little boy:Beat it,eat it\! 5.my sisters boob was shown at the super bowl by one of my rape victims Justin Timberlake. oh he was a good one that night\!
Author: samcar http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/504258240. (Michael Jackson) (22↑, 112↓)Dood who has seen it all being: Muslim, white, plastic barbie, being arrested, having plastic surgery, being jewish, f***ing second graders, more plastic surgery, being a christian, more plastic surgery, being jewish, making millions, more plastic surgery, making someone throw up at the sight of his face, more plastic surgery, one of his songs being featured in [gta], making more millions, being arrested again, and in 2010...being the ugliest man on earth, in 2012...f***ing his own sister,in 2013...being the most infamous man ever to be on this earth, and in 2020...more plastic surgery\!he is ugly\!
Author: Erin Wakey Balowey http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/490160241. (Michael Jackson) (44↑, 134↓)one word: FREAK. is black, but claims to hav suffered from a skin disease, though we all know he bleached his skin. has an EXTREMELY weird looking face, a result of five million plastic surgery operations too many. has some issues with pre-pubescent boys, look up [pedophile]Wacko Jacko is a freak
Author: (*AnJe_FaErIe*) http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/425626242. (Michael Jackson) (29↑, 120↓)a stupid ass white/black child molester that stiks his wang into little kids.Michael Jackson stuck his fake nose into billy's ass.
Author: Jonta http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1478143243. (Michael Jackson) (17↑, 108↓)I wonder if he has any kids buried on his ranch?Someone should dig up every inch of that place and find out.
Author: death penalty for fagz http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1209136244. (Michael Jackson) (19↑, 111↓)1. Lover of little boys. 2. Used to be black.Michael Jackson loves little boys.
Author: Mikey Likey Lil Boys http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1205320245. (Michael Jackson) (13↑, 109↓)see [Chester The Child Melester]huny i think we should take the children to the never never land ranch as their punishment.
Author: nwest http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1184425246. (Michael JAckson) (8↑, 104↓)1)A one time international Icon who was reduced to a very strange carnival freak show through acts of his own became very spiritually and mentally bankrupt became to self-absorbed..2) An habitual liar and mentally confused person of African-descent.person who had many facial surgergies and tried to fool the world saying that he never had surgery..3)A person once thought that he could fly when under the pain relief drug percoset.4) Renamed wine Jesus Juice or Jesus blood.5) A nutcase that likes masturbating male white children with his mouth..6)A person who had paidout many of times to children's families around the globe for acts of child abuse and claimes that he never raped the children..7) Has a friend name Gerry Rivers and produced the Capone VaultPayouts, drugs, wild lifestyle
Author: Don Cragg http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1041047247. (Michael Jackson) (18↑, 115↓)A sex offender and pedophile with a propensity for masturbating young boys who will go to jail for many years. A frail "black" man who has had every operation possible so that he can live out his dream of being that fun white pedophile who sleeps with boys, yet still attempts to play the race card when convenient.I felt special when Michael Jackson asked if he could jerk me off, then I found out he has masturbated numerous others. Now I don't feel special anymore, just dirty.
Author: GetYourHandsOutofMyPants http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1158585248. (Michael Jackson) (10↑, 108↓)Michael Jackson is a pop artist, a famous pop artist known for the moon walk. Jackson looks like he's been through 10,000,000 plastic surgeries and was recently charged for mollesting children but mystically he was denied on all 10 counts, (that will forever baffle me)."Hey did you hear that Michael Jackson got was denied on all 10 charges?\!" -"Are you f***ing sh**ing me?\!\!" Or: "Have you listened to any of Michael Jackson's Albums?" -"Yeah they were pretty sweet."
Author: caffiene4671 http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1400058249. (Michael Jackson) (15↑, 114↓)Michael Jackson A person so ashamed of his race that he went to extraordinary lengths to obliterate any semblance of being black. A person who performs good deeds only for the purpose of hiding behind them when his perversions come to light.He fooled everyone. He pulled a jackson.
Author: mesa man http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/671844250. (Michael Jackson) (26↑, 126↓)commonly known as the neighborhood [molester], he likes cock especially from kiddiesMichael: I'm gonna suck your cock\! Kiddie: Yay\!
Author: YoshiKool http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/813148251. (Michael Jackson) (21↑, 121↓)1) Any given male human being of African descent who alters his appearance such that he now more closely resembles a Caucasian female. 2)See [pedophile] 3)The former rock star (also a member of the Jackson five) who popularized the "Moonwalk." He is no longer liked or idolized by normal human beings and currently resides in Neverland. (He drove Peter Pan out and is currently spending time with the lost boys.)"Whoa, look at that Michael Jackson over there\! And he looked so good as a child\!"
Author: Kevin Smith http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/421834252. (Michael Jackson) (17↑, 119↓)When you masturbate yourself with one hand and masturbate a young boy with the other. It's like running a [train] with no penetration.NAMBLA members do the Michael Jackson during Boy Scout campouts and confessionals.
Author: D. Arse http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1107114253. (Michael Jackson) (30↑, 136↓)A complete perv who invites little kiddy winks to his house at neverland ranch, and rapes them\! He usually plays a game with them before the raping begins. Its usually hide and seek and he always hides in the closet\! He is a petofile also,: he beats kids for his own enjoyment while tellinh them sexy things to make himself cum."Little boy says to Michael Jackson:It's dark in those woods. I hope we make it out all right\!\! Michael: One of us won't be\! Pulls out a stained with white stuff rope" "Mommy Michaels in the closet and he won't get out\!\! Well I know that already Timmy\!" "Yay. I'm peter pan\! Lets all sleep in the same bed and tell each other about sexual experiences\!"
Author: So Far I'm a lonily guy\! SO FAR\!\! http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1027563254. (Michael Jackson) (19↑, 126↓)A best selling product of the company "hasbro inc." Sold in Toys r'us stores globally, usually amongst other action man / gi-joe / transformers collectable dolls.Very popular amongst children and adolescents, as shown in CNBC's public poll, which stated the "Michael Jackson" is the most popular bedtime toy that kids snuggle up to in the US (voted \#1 out of 16700 votes, vs 20 other brand name toys) Unfortunatelly the "michael jackson" was recalled mid last year, due to numerous customers reporting their children suffered anal injuries after playing with the toy...
Author: Tha Trooth http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1586893255. (Michael Jackson) (23↑, 130↓)A cute, loveable black child singer from Indiana who took off with international stardom after recording multiple platinum album 'Thriller'.Now kidnapped by the white-man-suit wearing punk with no nose.
Author: mixer http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/612043256. (Michael Jackson) (15↑, 129↓)A person who lies with children as he lies with Men/Women. God hates that"Do a Michael Jackson" is same as "Put your penis in a child"
257. (Michael Jackson) (70↑, 189↓)To be a pop idolWow, Britney Spears is the new Michael Jackson\!
Author: Topher http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/563517258. (Michael Jackson) (39↑, 162↓)Child raper Transsexual Wannabe to be white Bad singer Plastic surgeryLOSER\!\!\!\!\!\! How can anyone listen to his songs
Author: Ronto http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/1028945259. (Michael Jackson) (15↑, 147↓)concrete noun. Scariest damn thing on the planet. Diana Ross lookalike that really doesn't understand that leather and studs is not "bad". Once a respectable recording artist with multi-platinum selling albums but now a paedophilic nutter who lives in neverland, physically and metaphorically"Hey look it's Michael Jackson.........where are my kids?"
Author: ADrock http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/641806260. (Michael Jackson) (14↑, 177↓)A child molester alien with skin problems as a result of having too much spunk from little boys all over his skin. He is an amazing musician, often referred to as the prince of pop. Has the power to undress little boys with his mind. Made entirely of plastic.*A girl sees her boyfriend being stared down by a white alien looking thing* Girl: Quit undressing my boyfriend with you mind Michael Jackson\! White alien: *morphs into what he really is, screams EE HEE and melts, leaving a trail of plastic for the janitor to clean up*
Author: Morgan W\!\!\! http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/3987610261. (Michael Jackson) (51↑, 238↓)A Black pop/rock singer most famous for being in the Jackson 5 band as a child, and as an adult with his songs from the best selling album of all time, "Thriller." He is also a very weird lover of children, very close to being a [pedophile].I love Michael Jackson's songs because he's BAD\!
Author: ACL http://michael-jackson.urbanup.com/616688262. (Michael Jackson) (62↑, 367↓)1. A wonderful man who has taught children everywhere that there is nothing wrong with touch. 2. To act like Michael Jackson.1. Tolerant Person: No\! The stupid misunderstanding people on the jury found Michael Jackson guilty. Homophobe: He's a homosexual\! He deserves the death penalty\! Foo\! 2. That guy was so moved by your song that he Michael Jacksoned all over your house.
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Urban English dictionary. 2013.